Ok I'm writing a parody for my writers workshop class, and I decided to do mine on Elton John's
Can You Feel the Love Tonight.
Can You Smell Your Feet Tonight?
There's a sigh of relief
With a deodorant spray
When the smell of some stinky socks
Can’t be turned away
An accursed moment
And it sees me through
It's enough for this unyielding lover
To run away from you
Chorus
And can you smell your feet tonight?
All covered in smut
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
To spew out his guts
And can you smell your feet tonight?
As it's brought from rest
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Stand up and protest
There's a time for everyone
If you only see
That the smell of your reeking soles
Makes me want to flee
There's a perfect reason
To this sudden flight
When the nose of this faithful follower
Is threatened by this blight
Chorus
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Stand up and protest
Comments much appreciated...
