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Offline Sandwich

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My (Daughter's) First YouTube Video
on: February 11, 2011, 02:14:28 pm
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Re: My (Daughter's) First YouTube Video
Reply #1 on: February 11, 2011, 02:22:09 pm
you are a cruel man. think about how embarrassad she will be if you show it to her when shes 15. sitting on the potty and wiping her butt while telling bible stories... ;p
take me out to the black,
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Reply #2 on: February 11, 2011, 02:27:15 pm
woowww

why would you do that?
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

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Re: My (Daughter's) First YouTube Video
Reply #3 on: February 11, 2011, 02:47:36 pm
Quote from: CooperHawkes on February 11, 2011, 02:22:09 pm
you are a cruel man. think about how embarrassad she will be if you show it to her when shes 15. sitting on the potty and wiping her butt while telling bible stories... ;p
It's called leverage.
 

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Re: My (Daughter's) First YouTube Video
Reply #4 on: February 11, 2011, 03:56:49 pm
I think the real miracle is that you've managed to teach her the proper machinations of toilet paper at such a young age. :p
 

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Re: My (Daughter's) First YouTube Video
Reply #5 on: February 11, 2011, 05:04:40 pm
D'aww

Teach her the Bosch monologues next!
 

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Re: My (Daughter's) First YouTube Video
Reply #6 on: February 11, 2011, 10:34:54 pm
.... SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute. :)
 

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Re: My (Daughter's) First YouTube Video
Reply #7 on: February 11, 2011, 10:56:16 pm
I was going to go d'aaaawwwww, but then she wiped her butt.

I guess I have BOUNDARY ISSUES, but I was kind of put off my very nice lunch by watching a 2 year old hang a ****. Thankyou for that experience.


....Eh, **** it. D'aaaawwwww. That really was pretty cute. Even with the ****ting.
 

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Reply #8 on: February 11, 2011, 11:03:42 pm
i can't have kids because i would let them fall in the toilet and drown rather than go in there with them to supervise
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Re: My (Daughter's) First YouTube Video
Reply #9 on: February 11, 2011, 11:10:29 pm
I'm a CNA, and the older brother (by minimum 9 years) of three little boys. I don't get how it's that disturbing to you all. (not judging, but I just don't have that reaction.)
 

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Reply #10 on: February 11, 2011, 11:13:40 pm
perhaps because i have no memories of using the bathroom with family members in the room or vice versa?

(likely because potty training me involved switching diapers for underwear and letting me figure it out on my own)


*not recommended if you have light colored carpets.. :3
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Re: My (Daughter's) First YouTube Video
Reply #11 on: February 12, 2011, 09:34:12 am
LOL Sweet kid.

A friend of mine is an Ambient musician, he got his 4-year old daughter to make quotes from Dune to use in his music... "My brother is coming Emperor, with many Fremen Warriors!", he also sampled her having a tantrum and made a version of 'Right on Time' to use for later leverage. I think its just a 'Dad' thing ;)
 

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Reply #12 on: February 12, 2011, 09:48:58 am
Quote from: CooperHawkes on February 11, 2011, 02:22:09 pm
think about how embarrassad she will be if you show it to her when shes 15.

15?? Heck no!
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...at her wedding! :D
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Re: My (Daughter's) First YouTube Video
Reply #13 on: February 12, 2011, 09:52:08 am
:shaking:
 

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Re: My (Daughter's) First YouTube Video
Reply #14 on: February 12, 2011, 11:21:32 am
i have to correct myself:
you are F-ing evil!
take me out to the black,
tell 'em i ain't coming back,
i don't care, i'm still free,
you can't take the sky from me
 

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Re: My (Daughter's) First YouTube Video
Reply #15 on: February 12, 2011, 11:56:25 am
Any good parent is. :drevil:
 

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Re: My (Daughter's) First YouTube Video
Reply #16 on: February 13, 2011, 12:16:19 am
Quote from: Mongoose on February 11, 2011, 03:56:49 pm
I think the real miracle is that you've managed to teach her the proper machinations of toilet paper at such a young age. :p
It's actually not early for asian kids.
 

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Reply #17 on: February 13, 2011, 06:42:38 pm
My kid will probably not have that figured out till 3.

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Re: My (Daughter's) First YouTube Video
Reply #18 on: February 14, 2011, 07:58:40 am
Quote from: Inquisitor on February 13, 2011, 06:42:38 pm
My kid will probably not have that figured out till 3.
Count your blessings; TP makes a "great" toy... :-/
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
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