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Offline headdie

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UK Census lol
on: March 28, 2011, 02:48:32 pm
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110328/tuk-why-you-may-be-confused-by-the-censu-107bc4a.html

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If you're wondering if automated payment machines receive census forms, you would be right. A form was reportedly posted to a car park ticketing machine at Dorset's Moors Valley Country Park. Addressed to the 'The Occupier: Pay on Foot Shelter', the machine now faces being prosecuted - with a fine of up to £1000 and a criminal record if it fails to fill in the form. To the amusement of staff at the park, they joked about what to put as its job, language and religious beliefs.
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Re: UK Census lol
Reply #1 on: March 28, 2011, 02:59:14 pm
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Re: UK Census lol
Reply #2 on: March 28, 2011, 06:31:07 pm
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Re: UK Census lol
Reply #3 on: March 29, 2011, 05:01:22 am
Wouldn't a park address stand out a little?
Very amusing read BTW. :lol:
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