I give the father a high five... because its just proof how stupid our "systems" are, and all the crazy laws they make nonstop.
I want to say something useful or intelligent here, but really, I'm unable. I can only state the blatantly obvious, or go with some kind of meme about how this is bizarre and impossible, or spend some time raging about how you don't appear to know what you're talking about, or invoke fractal wrongness about how your statement doesn't work on any level.
But that's not going to help.
I guess what I'm trying to say here is that this was a dumb thing to post, to the point I am forced to question your own intelligence in an entirely serious and non-joking manner. It's that bad.