[WeatherOp]

I hate when work my job all night in my dream. Then I wake up and realize I have to go to work.

[Trivial Psychic]

I once had a dream that I was at work and everything was going wrong.  I worked cash at the time and for some reason, I was the only one open and there was a line stretching back quite a ways and everyone was complaining and blaming everything on me, and the lights were going out around the store.  And then it came to me... there was no way this was happening.  "It can't be real... I must be dreaming... and that means that none of this matters and you can all screw yourselves.  I'm leaving, bye!"  I recall it being quite liberating to be able to behave that way at work without consequence.

[BlueFlames]

I once had a dream where I was in a Gato-class submarine.  It fit in a kiddie pool.  Vietnam (and I remember it distinctly as being Vietnam, despite what I'm about to describe) was also in the kiddie pool, constructed as a sandy island, with no vegetation at all.  The only occupant of Vietnam was a geisha wearing a clown nose.  She was clearly searching the water for the submarine, and upon finding it, she said (or sang?), "I wish I knew you were only a memory."

I woke up at that point, confident of two things:

1)  I'm quite happy not to remember most of my dreams.
2)  I clearly never need to do LSD, as my mind is capable of coming up with enough crazy **** without chemicals aiding the process.

[BritishShivans]

I had a dream where I got eaten by a Lugia, whose stomach was full of bicycles and tennis rackets for some reason. I then proceeded to grow sharp blades out of my hand, Prototype-style and ripped open the Lugia's chest and left. Then I discovered I was in some bizarre amalgamation of New York and the Lingshan Islands from Crysis. 

And there were Alien Warships everywhere.  There is a TAC Gun at my feet, and I pick it up. I am attacked by hundreds of Alien Warships and was apparently going to die fairly quickly, but annoyingly my mother rushes up the stairs and annoys me about something which I can't remember now, thus waking me up.

I have plenty of "strange dreams" to talk about. In fact I can actually alter my dreams - introduce stuff into the "plot" so to speak, and change what's happening.

[watsisname]

Tired, going to sleep soon.  I think that tonight I will dream of pigs.

Mmm, pigs.

Buttered pigs.

So shiny and smooth, an oinking delight for all the senses.

And then Ross Perot will speak about mud wrestling.

[Aardwolf]

I had a dream pertaining to today's xkcd (which I read at around 2am before going to sleep)... somehow a bunch of angry restaurant chefs had all gotten hit by hat guy's bowling ball.

[FireSpawn]

I had a dream pertaining to today's xkcd

I've read far too much manga, I just tried reading it from right to left. 

As for my dreams over the last couple of days since I've been ill, my dreams mostly revolve around me asphyxiating, whether by drowning or being choked or just not being able to breath all of a sudden.

[Mongoose]

I had a dream once where I was in a fighter jet (maybe at an air show) and wound up crashing.  I remember the millisecond before the crash being a blinding flash of light, and having my eyeballs roll up into my head.  Not a pleasant way to wake up.

[Colonol Dekker]

@Firespawn, breathe..

I dreamt I had an awesome night, woke up feeling like my head was put through a mangle.