Author Topic: Colossus what if?  (Read 40904 times)

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Offline Polpolion

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if the colossus existed in WiH the GTVA would fill it with meson bombs and nuke the sun with it causing a supernova and destroying sol. they would then proceed to crucify everyone that managed to escape from sol and adorn their warships with the bones of those that died first, and then make dinnerware with the bones of those that died last.

 
You forgot the raping to death, eating, and sewing the skins of Buntus into their bedrolls.  And if the Buntus are really, really lucky, the GTVA will do it in that order.
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Offline Polpolion

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no that wouldn't happen

 

Offline qwadtep

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Seriously. The Tevs are too busy killing Buntus to sleep, why would they even need bedrolls?

  

Offline Polpolion

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because they're making the GTVA Marco Polo entirely out of bedrolls. Sending the Colossus into the sun worked so well against the Buntus or whatever that they decided to make another one, but they needed to cut costs somewhere.