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Jackalope Burrow of Inanity
I decided to get caught up on what happened to Terrence Lakin, after he dropped out of the media spotlight.  Terrence Lakin, for those who don't remember the name (how I envy you), was the Army Lieutenant-Colonel, who refused an order to deploy to Afghanistan, in 2010, because he felt that President Obama was not a natural-born citizen, and that any orders that came from him or any of his subordinates were therefore illegitimate.  Lakin's visibility peaked, when he had a round of interviews with the cable news networks, including one where he was scolded by CNN's Anderson Cooper for having his attourney do most/all of the talking.

Bear in mind, the Hawaii Certificate of Live Birth for Barack Obama was published almost two years prior to Lakin's momentary grabbing of the spotlight.  This guy's refusal to deploy allowed the Birther movement to trot him out and grab mainstream media coverage, as an organization in its death throes does.

The court marshall that he invited came to pass, and after entering a guilty plea to the charge of "missing movement by design" (i.e. failing to deploy, as ordered), he was sentenced to six months in prison and punitively dismissed from service (that's equivilant to dishonorable discharge for commissioned officers).  Had he completed his service period, which was scheduled to end this year, he'd have had a $45,000-per-year pension to live on, right now.  Instead, he's having difficulty restarting his medical career, because, for some reason, there's a question whether or not he'd obey medical practice laws signed by the sitting President.  Additionally, since the long-form version of Obama's Certificate of Live Birth was published, the donations that had been funding Lakin through his post-incarceration unemployment have dried up, as only the craziest of the craziest crazies (or the racistiest of the racistiest racists) still remain in the Birther movement.

What really caught my attention, though, was his feigned plea for the court's mercy.  During his sentencing hearing, Lakin claimed that he was influenced by others in the Birther movement into making poor decisions, and that he was willing to rectify those poor decisions, if given the chance.  That might have held some water, if he hadn't concluded his very first letter from prison, written while he was in solitary confinement, with the line, "If nothing else, I am glad that it was a time for many people to converge, meet and carry on this important issue."  He then proceeded to continue writing for Birther websites and made occasional call-in interviews for Birther podcasts, during his incarceration.  Lying is alright, as long as you only do it out of one side of your mouth, I suppose, but it would be nice if the other side of his mouth wasn't devoted to deliberately spewing misinformation.

Incidentally, why do I keep looking for stupid on the internet?  It's not a challenge, and success only brings pain.  Then again, in this case, the guy's still reaping his comeuppance, so maybe it's not quite so bad, in this particular instance.

 

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Re: Jackalope Burrow of Inanity
While I applaud you for doing your own research, where are you getting your information from?

 

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jackoffs will wank. we dont need to observe them (at least i dont).
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as only the craziest of the craziest crazies (or the racistiest of the racistiest racists) still remain in the Birther movement.

Hardly.

 

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The birthers movement really bothers me, I mean, beyond it just being stupid.

I don't care whether or not Obama was a natural born citizen, nor would these people under any other circumstance.  But now they feel it is their job to enforce a law that has been shown not to apply by any reasonable measure of scrutiny and didn't even make sense in the first place. Instead of trying to explain why their ideology is better, they try to show us how some legal technicality should matter more than that a lot more people voted for him over McCain.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2012, 02:27:59 pm by stinkyFeet »

 
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While I applaud you for doing your own research, where are you getting your information from?

Most of it came from local and military news websites, which continued covering the events surrounding Lakin, after the national news lost interest.  His letters from prison were provided by his wife for publishing on the website for the Terry Lakin Action Fund, a Birther website that had been raising money to cover his legal fees.  If you're going to go Googling his name, looking for events subsequent to his court marshall, add 2011 or 2012 to the search line.  His court marshall took place in December of 2010, and he was imprisoned immediately thereafter, so you aren't going to miss anything substantial by filtering out the remainder of 2010.

Hardly.

Now, that's just disheartening.  I suppose crazier conspiracy theories have stuck around longer, but this level of willful ignorance is just troubling.

 

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obama shot jfk!
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obama shot jfk!

Assassin at the age of two?  You'd think with that on his resumé, he'd have gone after Bin Laden himself, rather than sending Navy SEALs to do the job.

 

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It would explain though the kill rather than the politically more useful capture order though ;)
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The birthers movement really bothers me, I mean, beyond it just being stupid.

I don't care whether or not Obama was a natural born citizen, nor would these people under any other circumstance.


the fudgemonkeys?

Where are you from?  I really don't know heads or tails of this, however, I would assume most people would actually give the two ****s necessary to raise a stink if their government officials were not citizens of the country they are supposed to govern.  I could see perhaps if you had become a citizen and been so for a certain required amount of time, but I don't think that was the issue here.

 

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Yeah, the constitution clearly says you have to be a "natural born citizen", which is generally interpreted as "born in the US". If he really weren't born in the US, he would be ineligible for the presidency, and any order coming from someone who claims to be president but isn't...

 

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If it's an unconstitutional order, you disregard it anyways.  If it's not, then, is the order somehow dangerous?  I mean, if you regard the acting chief of police to be an imposter and you are on the police force, and the mail comes in, and he tells you to go get it, refusing is just being a dick, not taking some sort of moral stand.  On the other hand, if he tells you to go disregard a call for backup, that's another matter entirely.  You see what I'm getting at?  Even if the president wasn't the president, that doesn't mean that you have to be stupid.

 

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The birthers movement really bothers me, I mean, beyond it just being stupid.

I don't care whether or not Obama was a natural born citizen, nor would these people under any other circumstance.


the fudgemonkeys?

Where are you from?  I really don't know heads or tails of this, however, I would assume most people would actually give the two ****s necessary to raise a stink if their government officials were not citizens of the country they are supposed to govern.  I could see perhaps if you had become a citizen and been so for a certain required amount of time, but I don't think that was the issue here.

I didn't say citizen, I said natural born citizen. Let's not take things to theoretical extremes. We're talking about Barack Obama, who isn't exactly a foreign plant.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2012, 02:18:51 pm by stinkyFeet »

 

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If he was a citizen but not natural born, there should have been records of that too, no?  Since nothing was provided, that made it look bad.  Since evidence was finally provided forever and a day later, that made it look convenient.  However, since there has been no official questioning of the record, I assume it is valid and leave it at that.  What he was thinking by not just frigging handing them what they wanted?  Well, I suppose that's one way to make the opposition look stupid.  Convince them that you are trying to get away with murder, wait for them to raise hell, then show proof that you really didn't commit the murder.  :rolleyes:

 
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What he was thinking by not just frigging handing them what they wanted? 

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

 

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What he was thinking by not just frigging handing them what they wanted? 

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
Well, I suppose that's one way to make the opposition look stupid.  Convince them that you are trying to get away with murder, wait for them to raise hell, then show proof that you really didn't commit the murder.  :rolleyes:

Yeah.  Anyone else think that's what was going down? (purposefully waiting for the other side to dig themselves into a big hole)?

 

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If you honestly believe nobody checked his papers before he was nominated or something, well, I'd like to sell you this bridge in Brooklyn.
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Eh, but aren't they usually public? I don't know, never really bothered to check that but it would make sense, he's running for public office, basic proofs of such things should be public information.