He got my vote, just for being Snuffy, and I've never actually heard any of the the characters Jerry Nelson voiceacted.
What rock are you living under that you've never heard of Count Von Count or Statler and Waldorf?
No TV growing up, still no TV now.

Internet was dial-up from '96 ish till beginning of 2007.
EDIT: [rant] And, currently, I'm on HughesNet satellite, which basically means I have a 24-hour stream of ~6KB/s filling up a "download/upload bucket", which I can use very fast, but the bucket tops off at ~700MB (about 48 hours worth of 6 KB/s, IIRC), and I'm sharing that bucket with my wife and my landlord's family too. This is called their "Fair Access Policy" which they put in place to prevent "abuse" of the "high" speeds offered by HughesNet (read: downloading anything worth mention and "slowing down the rest of the goode Hughes folk"), violation of this "Fair Use" by downloading/uploading more than the amount of data in the bucket, will result in speeds being throttled down to about half of the bucket fill rate, so about ~3KB/s, pretty much unuseable....
however, fear not, for the reasonable sum of $10 per use, HughesNet will place 24 hours' worth of download capacity, a "token", in your 'bucket'... not sure how this affects the "Fair Use" of the other goode Hughes folk, however... Note that for a 350MB / 24hr period allowance, my landlord is paying ~$90 per month. The reason HughesNet can continue to exist is that the only alternative is actual dial-up. In some locations, you can get cell-based internet, but then you're capped at 5GB transfer a month... which turns out to be depressingly close to what HN currently offers. However, at least cell service would be reliable, but we are in a non-covered area... I have to use a cell amp just to get barely enough to send/receive texts and sometimes (good weather, right spot in the house) make a voice call.[/rant]