[The E]

So this just made its way into my email inbox:

Windows 8 is a lousy Operating System. Its supposed improved performance and claims of improved battery life are exaggerrated, Windows Store is a shameless attempt to pump people for money, and the user interface changes decrease productivity. It is a poor product created for the sake of getting money from your pockets into theirs while offering you as little value as possible. Security is not much different - most exploits and malware that work for earlier Windows versions will still work on Windows 8. One thing that might not work well on it is you, because they switched the interface around so that you have new computer skills to learn. It doesn't really matter whether you want to buy it anyway, because sooner or later it will probably be forced on you by hardware manufacturers.

Windows 8 is a shameless marketing ploy, introduced just in time for the "holiday shopping season", which is another big scam. There is nothing "Holy" about it, because "Christmas" is a big lie.

Excerpts from Link redacted for oblivious raisins -- The E

"Xmas has absolutely nothing to do with God. It was originally called Yuletide, which is a pagan festival from the Babylonian Mystery religion of SUN worship. The Babylonians were merchants (they were the originators of the "Market-system" which is condemned by God) and they used Yuletide to sell their merchandise because, like today, it made them lots of money."

"SANTA CLAUS is an anagram for SATAN."

"The fact that the three kings came to pay homage, and brought gifts of great wealth, was used by Satan to give, to those who perverted the teaching, the idea to continue and even increase the sales of their merchandise (a great marketing-exercise for them). So the virgin-birth was hijacked and corrupted into a time to make lots of money, using the ultimate in "high-pressure sales techniques", which was to falsely use God's Son's name, in order to embarass people, who couldn't afford to buy gifts, to go into debt or steal in order to buy their merchandise. By doing this the rich merchants ruin the lives of the poor, driving them further into debt and poverty or crime, whilst making themselves richer and richer."

Do you want to give more of your hard-earned money to an opulent mega-corporation? Do you want to serve satan? Don't fall for the cheap con-artist tricks of the Windows peddlers.

[Flipside]

Always worry when someone's mental processes have more in common with Brownian Motion than train of thought

[Mongoose]

Well that took a left turn.

[watsisname]

Always worry when someone's mental processes have more in common with Brownian Motion than train of thought

[Dragon]

I wish my spam was this funny.

[headdie]

I wish my spam was this funny.

I wouldnt know I just ignore and delete

[deathfun]

My spam always keeps saying Tiffany, Sarah, Brittany, Melissa, Jessica... etc etc want my cock

[sigtau]

My spam always keeps saying Tiffany, Sarah, Brittany, Melissa, Jessica... etc etc want my cock

Dude, I know.  Those *****es are ****ing crazy, because they've been wanting mine since I was 14.  Don't answer any of their messages.

[Nuke]

funny, ive dated women with 3 of those names, and another is my sisters name.

[deathfun]

funny, ive dated women with 3 of those names, and another is my sisters name.

...Which one is your sister's

[Nuke]

my sister would be a sarah.

and now that i think about it i dated two melissas. one was a fat jewish chick and the other was a skinny black girl, both of those were high school puppy love that never went anywhere. jessica was a hawt little neo-nazi that was into some kinky stuff and had a heroin problem, and i had a britney (ok its spelled different) too, she was a very petite gal who was a pretty good artist and we had a lot of fun while it lasted and a lot of misery when it ended.

[yuezhi]

I wish my spam was this funny.

well i wish mine was in a language i never learned

[Nuke]

i just let automatic deletion do its thing.

[LHN91]

Actually I received the same piece of spam the other day. Hilarious.

[BritishShivans]

And this is why religious fanatics are just as entertaining as they are annoying. An overabundance of irrational thoughts can either make you either the greatest comedian, or the greatest annoyance. Unfortunately, the latter happens far more often.

[Apollo]

This is right up there with those people who think that Dungeons and Dragons is evil and gives you magical Satanic powers.