[Nuke]

My version would be that, but with the umbrella folded, and me staring quizically into the sky, while the rain of hearts falls everywhere but on me.

id replace hearts with entrails

[An4ximandros]

Nuclear fire would work better, in my opinion.

[Dilmah G]

I decided to have a fap instead for Valentine's Day. I would have preferred to have a 'Valentine' do it for me, but after years of experience, I've come to the conclusion that I prefer my own technique.

[SypheDMar]

Taylor Swift made my day~

[Nuke]

Nuclear fire would work better, in my opinion.

to make nuked entrails you must first produce entrails
then you nuke them

[karajorma]

Taylor Swift made my day~

Well we all knew that she'd eventually run out of famous people to date and then write songs about but this was still unexpected.

[Suongadon]

This day owned

So much this. But yesterday. And with Salmon. And chocolate. And [REDACTED].