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Offline Sandwich

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on: August 26, 2002, 07:33:39 pm
Do me a favor. It's late at night, and I don't have the energy or time to read through this thing. Lemme know if it's worth reading. Thanx.

The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé

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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #1 on: August 26, 2002, 07:34:43 pm
10 pages!!!! F00k thart!
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The names have not been changed to protect the innocent, because God protects the innocent as a matter of his heavenly duties (apologies to Vonnegut).

ROTFLMAO

*reads the first few lines*
*can't breathe for laughing*

*finishes glancing over it*

I'd hire him in a second. He sounds like fun.

*is saddened that a crazy man has better handwritting than him/me/I/an0n/God/whatever*
« Last Edit: August 26, 2002, 07:42:19 pm by 397 »
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Mr. Vega

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Reply #2 on: August 26, 2002, 08:08:37 pm
:sigh: sadness.....
Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assaults of thoughts on the unthinking.
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Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #3 on: August 26, 2002, 08:09:35 pm
Bout 5 pages in, it gets real fun
 

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Reply #4 on: August 26, 2002, 08:30:08 pm
Oh my.
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Reply #5 on: August 26, 2002, 10:32:02 pm
:shaking:

The scary thing is this is almost the kind of thing my dad would write.  It's  certainly more psychotic (all the FBI and police stuff), but the politics stuff coulda been written by dear old Dad.  And he wouldn't try to pass it off as a resume.

BTW I'm not kidding, he's retired now and is always down on Capitol Hill distibuting things like this to anyone in Congress who will let him in the door.  The whole anthrax thing has made them more reluctant to accept stuff, he tells me...  

He watches CSPAN, which is troubling enough by itself.
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Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #6 on: August 26, 2002, 10:34:41 pm
:shaking: :nervous:
 

Offline CP5670

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Reply #7 on: August 27, 2002, 02:05:38 am
:lol: can't...stop...laughing... :lol: :lol: :D :D
 

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Reply #8 on: August 27, 2002, 05:02:27 am
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Originally posted by CP5670
:lol: can't...stop...laughing... :lol: :lol: :D :D

It's making CP[/i][/u] laugh?
:shaking: :nervous: :eek: :nervous: :shaking:
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Offline delta_7890

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Reply #9 on: August 27, 2002, 05:46:00 am
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon

It's making CP[/i][/u] laugh?
:shaking: :nervous: :eek: :nervous: :shaking:


CP has the *ability* to laugh?!  :shaking:
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Offline CP5670

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Reply #10 on: August 27, 2002, 12:56:25 pm
Sure I can, since I'm just a human. :D :( :D :(

*laughs and cries simultaneously* :D :(

aaah I am going insane!! :D
« Last Edit: August 27, 2002, 01:19:52 pm by 296 »
 

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Reply #11 on: August 27, 2002, 01:26:42 pm
Hm, too long read for me, I don't have the time. :sigh:
 
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Originally posted by CP5670
aaah I am going insane!! :D

 
Going insane? I don't think so, you're just as mad as before. And I don't see you getting better. :D
 

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Reply #12 on: August 27, 2002, 02:00:10 pm
. . .
Thats no moon... hes dropped his pants!
  

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Reply #13 on: August 27, 2002, 02:21:34 pm
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Originally posted by CP5670
Sure I can, since I'm just a human. :D :( :D :(

*laughs and cries simultaneously* :D :(

aaah I am going insane!! :D

Quick! Read some more of the resumé to him! :D
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