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Offline Stryke 9

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on: September 21, 2002, 03:07:08 pm
Cheese, cheese, it grows on trees
With monkeys blowing in the breeze!
On some days, the monkeys sneeze,
And thus knock down all of the cheese
To be collected by some fleas
And stored, to sell to the Chinese,
Whom the fetid cheese does please.
Martians come and steal the cheese
To feed to a magic Pekingese.
En route, they often drop the cheese
It falls to Earth, cows sieze the cheese
And farmers take it, in order to tease
The cows. And that's how we get process cheese.

[bows]
« Last Edit: September 21, 2002, 03:21:51 pm by 262 »
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Offline Nico

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Reply #1 on: September 21, 2002, 03:08:30 pm
her...
"applauses"
well, I guess...
SCREW CANON!
 

Offline Sheepy

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Reply #2 on: September 21, 2002, 03:08:54 pm
[applauds]
« Last Edit: September 21, 2002, 03:13:20 pm by 575 »
Kiss my Fluffy White Ass!
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #3 on: September 21, 2002, 03:11:03 pm
Now i know why cheese always made me week in the knees.

i haven't said anything in a few minutes... jeeze..
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Offline Carl

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Reply #4 on: September 21, 2002, 03:13:01 pm
cheese and spam in the same thread.
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1
 

Offline Gortef

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Reply #5 on: September 21, 2002, 03:13:23 pm
*clapclapclapclap*
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Sheepy

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Reply #6 on: September 21, 2002, 03:13:54 pm
now you done it.

*goes to get food*
Kiss my Fluffy White Ass!
 

Offline saturn114

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Reply #7 on: September 21, 2002, 03:14:16 pm
w000t man
{applauds]
best rhyming story i ever heard
good work
everr seen my ring?
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #8 on: September 21, 2002, 03:26:06 pm
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Originally posted by Carl
cheese and spam in the same thread.


Yum.  Cheese and Spam sandwhich.
 

Offline Sandwich

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Reply #9 on: September 21, 2002, 04:34:19 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14


Yum.  Cheese and Spam sandwhich.


Hey, watchit! ;)
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Offline Nico

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Reply #10 on: September 21, 2002, 04:35:33 pm
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Originally posted by Sandwich


Hey, watchit! ;)


lol, I was awaiting for your post :D
SCREW CANON!
  

Offline Shrike

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Reply #11 on: September 21, 2002, 04:35:52 pm
Great, I was looking for a pointless thread to close. :p
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