[mikhael]

Was searching jobs in the gaming industry today, and happened to find a site that lists jobs for the Commonwealth. Imagine my surprise when I found one perfect for Diamond Geezer...

Job Title + Salary:
3D Character Modeller £20k to £30k

Job Description:
London based developer with current no.1 selling game seeks "diamond geezer"
for 3D Character Modeller position. Applicant must have Max experience and
at least one published game. The post involves creating and texturing
models to a set brief and you'll be working along side the lead and concept
artist so excellent communication skills are a must. If you've got what it
takes to be the next big "Thing" in this company then pick up the dog and bone
and apply now.

[Knight Templar]

If you've got what it
takes to be the next big "Thing" in this company then pick up the dog and bone
and apply now.

[Zeronet]

Dog and bone= Phone

[kode]

Originally posted by Zeronet
Dog and bone= Phone

well... he propably reacted at the "Thing" thing...

[an0n]

Thing kicked ass. Cool little hand running all over the place. How cool would that be. You could mount a camera to the palm and invite a load of [barry-white]sexy ladies[/barry-white] round.

[diamondgeezer]

Originally posted by Sesq:
Why do you call yourself diamondgeezer anyway?

Originally posted by Sandwich:
Cos he thinks he's old or summit

By Uncle Scar:
I'm surrounded by idiots...

[Geezer]

Hey DG - you're not one of these guys?  (You gotta love the pants.)

diamondgeezers

[diamondgeezer]

Those guys are Quins... how very odd...

Actually, the Quins ground isn't far from where I live... they're a rugby team, for those as don't know (i.e the Merry Cans among us)

[EDIT]

What... the.. ****...? Frankly, I'd like to distance myself from this site. These... people... don't know the first thing about being a diamond geezer... they're not even proper Londoners...

[EDIT 2] Though I did find this, which I found quite amusing...

[Dr.Zer0]

Originally posted by Zeronet
Dog and bone= Phone

and potatos and waffels = lightbulbs

[Zeronet]

Um, but Dog and Bone is actually slang for a phone in the UK

Being a Geezer, means your abit "here", abit "whoa", "there".

[Sesquipedalian]

So wha does the "diamond" bit mean in Brit-slang, then?

[diamondgeezer]

What?

Being a geezer means you're:

By Chris the Crafty Cockney:
A little bit whoa, a little bit whey, a little bit woosh woosh woosh... I'm a geezer, in I? I'll nick anyfing, me...

See this for more info on being a geezer... and have a listen to this...

[EDIT] Oh, and the diamond bit is describing the kind of geezer I am. It should be pretty self explanitory... it basically indiactes that I'm a diamond geezer, innit?

Blimey, it's so much easier when you're talkling to other londoners... good job Dekker knows what I mean...

[aldo_14]

 Cue Steptoe & Son theme.


Don't ask why...first thing that came to mind.  AS oppossed to selling dodgy Kevin Clein aftershare from the boot of a car....

[diamondgeezer]

*shakes head*

You dirty ole man...