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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Save the kittens!
on: December 13, 2002, 02:50:42 pm
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline Shrike

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Save the kittens!
Reply #1 on: December 13, 2002, 02:53:50 pm
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline CP5670

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Reply #2 on: December 13, 2002, 02:57:16 pm
aaaahhhhhh!!! it's that dumb picture again! :shaking:
 

Offline Sesquipedalian

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Reply #3 on: December 13, 2002, 02:59:37 pm
Yeah, but Shrike's version means something.  It's a lot better than "Stop spamming!"
Sesqu... Sesqui... what?
Sesquipedalian, the best word in the English language.

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Offline Unknown Target

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Save the kittens!
Reply #4 on: December 13, 2002, 03:00:47 pm
does his say "fast" or "fart"?
 

Offline Sesquipedalian

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Reply #5 on: December 13, 2002, 03:02:16 pm
Every time you post... God kills a kitten
Sesqu... Sesqui... what?
Sesquipedalian, the best word in the English language.

The Scroll of Atankharzim | FS2 syntax highlighting
 

Offline JR2000Z

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Save the kittens!
Reply #6 on: December 13, 2002, 04:23:17 pm
Everytime you post a picture that has to do with God killing a kitten, God kills a kitten.
I finally destoryed the Shivan armada and all I got was this lousy T shirt.
 

Offline Levyathan

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Save the kittens!
Reply #7 on: December 13, 2002, 04:25:11 pm
I hate kittens. We should start another Tell A Story!
  

Offline Shrike

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Reply #8 on: December 13, 2002, 04:25:18 pm
I think everyone's figured it out by now.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
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