After reading that he has come up with stealth-spam, i felt the urge to cut his liver out with a spoon. I considered this crude and weak, so now i want to treat him to a wonderful dinner of spam-cabobs and spam-and-eggs, then cut his liver out with a spoon.
Of course he will be tortured first. starvation and daily beatings, anyone? But then again, I could force him to eat his own **** for 24-hours and then dis-embowel and hang him from one of his balconys. Even better, skin him alive and feed the skin to farm animals. I don't know how we should kill him, but we need to do it slow and make every effort to keep him alive until we are satisfied.
