[Vertigo1]

It seems a certain group found the ready.gov website a little...dumb, so they decided to parody the images instructing people what to do in the event of a 'terrorist attack'.  Here's what they come up with:

http://board.crewcial.org/t.php?id=16330&r=57  (Be prepared as its a VERY long thread.)

There is some light foul language, but not to the point where it would be considered offensive.

My own spoof based on that thread.

[Stryke 9]

Seen 'em already. This weren't even the really funny ones. Where you think my sig's from?

[CP5670]

If you do get trapped under something, amuse yourself with flashlight games.



deny the satanic mutterings of the window.



tic tac toe skills will help you escape a chemical spill.

[Knight Templar]

How to dress like Michael Jackson



Just don't ever go to Texas. EVER.



Light exposure to radiation will exponentially increase penis girth, like the Hulk.



Call the Fire Department, they have ladders and bongs.

Don't read these after playing football.. painful laughing

[Turnsky]

[J.F.K.]

Heh heh, those are kinda funny.

[Gortef]

[ZylonBane]

AIRTOONS. Much better.
http://www.airtoons.com/home.php

[Vertigo1]

ROFL

[Stealth]

Originally posted by Knight Templar



Just don't ever go to Texas. EVER.



Don't read these after playing football.. painful laughing

I knew you'd find that one amusing.