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Offline Hollewanderer

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The time has come! The Worst Fanfics EVER: post your nominations!
on: October 20, 2003, 09:59:36 am
Hello. This is a thread where you should put your nominations for worst fanfics ever, with short description and/or link. People with weak heart and little hope for humanity should not touch this thread, even with a lightyear-long pole.

For now, the link to another board where it was first mentioned [beware: it is REALLY horrid]:
A post with it
I think that it speak for itself.

I did a thread like that on the board mentioned above, and there is another thread a year old currently bumped, so if you want the pain you can read them. [/shameless plug][ok, not so much of a shameless plug; I include it for a sake of completness]

Hmmmm? So what are your nominations?
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Offline Drew

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The time has come! The Worst Fanfics EVER: post your nominations!
Reply #1 on: October 20, 2003, 10:07:23 am
guyz, please, stop posting crap
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Offline Gloriano

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The time has come! The Worst Fanfics EVER: post your nominations!
Reply #2 on: October 20, 2003, 10:18:00 am
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Originally posted by Drew
guyz, please, stop posting crap



this is HLP everyone is Crazy *sees crazy man running* i am j/k of course :nervous:

do it must be english because i finded japnese fanfic that is full crab
« Last Edit: October 20, 2003, 10:40:52 am by 153 »
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi
 

Offline TheCelestialOne

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The time has come! The Worst Fanfics EVER: post your nominations!
Reply #3 on: October 20, 2003, 10:47:07 am
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Originally posted by Drew
guyz, please, stop posting crap

And why is it crap? Its a better topic the Stu's gay ****.

Anyway, On topic: Portal, on http://www.ditl.org/ in the Recreation section (bottom of the page). :ick
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Offline Stunaep

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The time has come! The Worst Fanfics EVER: post your nominations!
Reply #4 on: October 20, 2003, 11:20:10 am
hey, I just might be insulted.
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Offline TheCelestialOne

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Reply #5 on: October 20, 2003, 11:54:26 am
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Originally posted by Stunaep
hey, I just might be insulted.

And you really think I care? think again :D



















:p
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Offline Gloriano

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Reply #6 on: October 20, 2003, 11:56:29 am
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Originally posted by Stunaep
hey, I just might be insulted.



who care's;)not me


*goes find something
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You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi
 

Offline Ashrak

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The time has come! The Worst Fanfics EVER: post your nominations!
Reply #7 on: October 20, 2003, 01:34:53 pm
Excuse me all of you...helo attention please..... thank you


YOU SUCK


thank you for listening *walks away*
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Offline Krackers87

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The time has come! The Worst Fanfics EVER: post your nominations!
Reply #8 on: October 20, 2003, 03:05:34 pm
... This seriously disgusts me. especialy since its about my favorite game, i never want to see something like that again.
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or has died from an awp no scope.

just like seventies goofballs
he's waiting on last calls
well listen method man
'cause if you leave on the last line
don't leave on the ground kind
born just a little too slow
 

Offline Shrike

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Reply #9 on: October 20, 2003, 05:46:43 pm
I just don't read bad fanfic.  Although I've been in some SDs with pretty awful writing.
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Offline Krackers87

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Reply #10 on: October 21, 2003, 02:48:33 pm
i officialy hate you by the way...
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or has died from an awp no scope.

just like seventies goofballs
he's waiting on last calls
well listen method man
'cause if you leave on the last line
don't leave on the ground kind
born just a little too slow
 

Offline Gloriano

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The time has come! The Worst Fanfics EVER: post your nominations!
Reply #11 on: October 21, 2003, 02:55:24 pm
i think i never read bad fanfic
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi
 

Offline Nuclear1

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The time has come! The Worst Fanfics EVER: post your nominations!
Reply #12 on: October 21, 2003, 08:04:24 pm
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline an0n

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The time has come! The Worst Fanfics EVER: post your nominations!
Reply #13 on: October 21, 2003, 08:07:32 pm
I'm going to resist the temptation to do the obvious.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline Krackers87

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Reply #14 on: October 21, 2003, 10:05:48 pm
he deserves it...

though you might get banned again so maybe not...

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Originally posted by nuclear1
Go here. Good HW fics (including mine :D)


Better not be erotic....
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or has died from an awp no scope.

just like seventies goofballs
he's waiting on last calls
well listen method man
'cause if you leave on the last line
don't leave on the ground kind
born just a little too slow
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