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Offline Janos

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Reply #40 on: May 24, 2004, 01:39:39 am
The sun rises from the west.
There are lamas and alpacas in the Troy. WTF new geography mate!
Achilles is a nice guy with a girlfriend.
Menelaos gets killed in the very beginning.
Agamemnon gets killed.
Patrokleus is Achilles' young cousin, not his old gay lover. WHERE BE ALL DA HOMOS AT?!
Dialogue is cheesy, to say at least.
Soundtrack: "AAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIII OOOOOOOOO AAAAAAA", damn them for skipping the the old score. Which can be found here, at the "News -> Score for Troy" part.
The entire original story was raped.

And still the movie was OK and entertaining, if you don't care about "historical" accuracy or original stories and prefer hot women over ... umm. Hot men? So I rated it OK.
lol wtf
 

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Reply #41 on: May 24, 2004, 02:08:23 am
the part where they showed Brad Pitt's ass just killed it for me. Definitely a scen for the females. Too bad the guys didn't get any reciprocal treatment in that matter.
 

Offline Turambar

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Reply #42 on: May 24, 2004, 07:25:07 am
The Hector-Achilles fight scene was the shiznit though.  Best fight coreography ive ever seen.  They should hire that guy for Star Wars 3.
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Offline Stealth

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Reply #43 on: May 24, 2004, 09:01:09 am
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Originally posted by Reez
the part where they showed Brad Pitt's ass just killed it for me. Definitely a scen for the females. Too bad the guys didn't get any reciprocal treatment in that matter.


well they did show that woman's boobs a few times.  that should've made up for it
 

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Reply #44 on: May 24, 2004, 09:09:14 am
Observe: in my right hand I hold a ten-foot barge pole. See how I deliberately fail to touch Troy with said pole
 

Offline Reez

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Reply #45 on: May 24, 2004, 01:10:33 pm
Brad Pitt and Eric Bana both did all their fight scenes in this movie. I don't think Lucas has another 12 million lying around to hire them. they should bring Darth Maul back, he was such a bad ass
 

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Reply #46 on: May 24, 2004, 01:17:31 pm
 

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Reply #47 on: May 24, 2004, 02:32:53 pm
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Reply #48 on: May 24, 2004, 02:45:48 pm
:lol:
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Reply #49 on: May 24, 2004, 02:50:34 pm
makes more sense than what the movie actually did. Couldn't they have just staged her death, cut off most of her hair so no one could recognize her, THEN ran away?
  

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Reply #50 on: May 24, 2004, 05:52:14 pm
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one of the cheesiest, for sure, but don't you think it was tight that his brother, in like 2 seconds, puts that fat guy on the ground?  i thought it was.


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