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Offline ionia23

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Your Top 10 worst sci-fi movies of all time
How about a break from political threads that get us nowhere?  To go along with the other thread about "Top 10 dumb sci-fi moments", how about your top 10 worst sci-fi films ever?


10. "Independence Day" - A great film, a great concept, torpedoed 1 hour into the film.  Thank you Will Smith.

9. "10.5" - That stupid made-for-tv earthquake film recently released.  You can also lump the other made-for-tv disaster films "Volcano" and "Asteroid" into this.  I strongly considered replacing this listing with "Deep Impact" for it's hollywood happy ending, but Morgan Freeman can save anything (except "The Electric Company")

8. "The Day After" - American anti-nuclear-war movie from the mid 80's, heralding the end of Steve Gutenberg's career.  Horribly watered-down, yet it managed to 'scare' people.  England's response, the movie "Threads", drives the point home in a much more realistic and frightening manner.

7. "Laserhawk" - I think it's about some guy making a fake UFO film that turns out to be almost exactly like a real UFO film.  Beats me, because I blew my brains out an hour into the film.  Apparently Mark Hamill is in it, but I think he just narrated the intro.

6.  "Solar Crisis" - Another one from the 'oops' pile.  Talk about spending too much money for too much crap.  

5. "Life Force" - Space vampires.  Enough said.

4.  "Star Quest II" - Yup, it's a sequel to Star Quest.  At least that's what the artwork claims.  Problem is, it's a soft porn starring Robert "Freddie" Englund.

3.   "Battlefield Earth" - I won't be shocked if this shows up in everyone's list.  The only reason I suffered through it is I was under the impression it was a comedy.  I had NO idea Travolta considered this a "serious" film.  

2. "Nightfall" - A recent remake of an Issac Asimov story, I believe.  Looks like it was shot in 1962 with the rejected cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show

1. "Star Wars: 1978 Christmas Special" - Download it, then shoot yourself.  If you can make it through the first 20 minutes, you have issues :)
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Your Top 10 worst sci-fi movies of all time
Aurora
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Aurora

This film makes the Star Wars Holiday Special look like Macbeth.

Here's my review of it

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Aurora is the worst film I ever saw in my life.

The plotline is so thin it would have to really let itself go to be anorexic.
A spaceship crashes. The nearest water is several days walking distance and they start walking. And that's about it. The movie follows them walking through the desert. In fact in total over 30-40 minutes of the movie is just these people walking. No dialogue. Just them walking. Finally after about an hour of the movie we get to the "action".  And lets face it, there isn't much to it. We all saw it coming.  One of the guy might as well have had "I will go mad and try to kill everyone for their water" stamped on his forehead because it was completely obvious that he would go mad. The only suprise was that the others didn't see it.

On top of that the special effects are rubbish and I don't mean common or garden rubbish. They look like something that was put together on a home PC, A PC from the 80s, the 1880s, with broken keyboard. The director also mistakenly seems to believe that putting a Quality Street sweet wrapper over the camera lense will pursuade the viewer that he's seeing an electrical storm.

Worse of all this isn't even a "so bad it's good" movie like Plan 9 because for most of the movie nothing is happening except them walking in the desert so you can't even sit around with a few beers taking the mick, after 5 minutes or so you've exhasted all your walking in the desert jokes. Yet like a car wreck you may find yourself unable to turn away from the screen because you know that sooner or later it just HAS to get better.

The box cover is quite good though. That's what suckered my sister into renting it. Don't let it make you think this is a good movie. Don't even let you think that this is a bad movie. This is quite simply one of the worst movies ever made and you will want the wasted two hours of your life back if you're ever foolish enough to see it after this warning.

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killer clowns from outer space

that movie sucks a big one
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Offline ionia23

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Originally posted by Nuke
killer clowns from outer space

that movie sucks a big one


That is a movie best watched stoned.  It's hysterical then.
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Offline Andreas

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Plan 9. Total and utter ****e. :ick:
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Mac and me, the ****ing E.T ripoff. Terrible, terrible film.
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Offline Rictor

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Your Top 10 worst sci-fi movies of all time
Phantoms

 

Offline Kamikaze

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Armageddon.
Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman

  

Offline Rictor

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Both staring Ben Affleck. But I guess that just a wierd coincidence, right?

;) ;)