Due to things happening in the community in the past few weeks I created this parody, entitled "Without Three" Hope you like
"Freespace, Best Game No Gimmicks..."
Two rebel corvettes go round the outside/ round the outside, round the outside (X2)
Guess whos back, back again/ Freespace's back, tell a friend/ Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back/ Guess who's back...
Verse 1
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
see a game no more they want THE game I'm chopped liver
well if you want THE game, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of mods mixed with some source code
some p1mpin that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a
shock when I get hated at the expo by the gamers when I'm not cooperating
when I'm rocking the table while they're dogfighting
you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back, I'm on the news and ovulating
I know that you got a job Mr. Smart but your games code problem's complicating
So Interplay wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down along with [V] but it feels so empty without Three
So come on our ship, sum on your lips screw that, bum on your lips and some on your t**'s and get
ready cuz this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my fanclubs, Screw YOU Chris Blair!
Chorus (X2)
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just support Three
cuz we need a little dogfighting, cuz it feels so empty without Three
Verse 2
Little terrans, kids feeling rebellious
embarrassed, their parents still listen to Command
they start feeling the prisoners helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "BOSCH!"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, pollutin the jump nodes a rebel
so let me just go and back, the fact that I got everyone rejecting my ass
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so much of Freelancer you ask for me?
Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your bad idleness, remove it and then I'm gonna
enter the subspace node like a cruiser
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm returning, the best thing since coding
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions Three
here's my missions, multiplayer's free
by Volition, who sent, you sent for me?
Chorus (X2)
Verse 3
A good game, bad game, I'll go hand to hand with anybody who's talking this crap that stuff. Derek
Smart, you can get your butt kicked
worse than them little Interplay buttholes! Freelancer,
you can get stomped by my engine, you 5 year old no faced game, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody plays you now let go
Just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new mods
I've been there, suspenseful with stencils ever since Smart turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes man it just seems, everybody only wants to discuss Two
So this must mean They need not me, but its not me, bad advertising!
Though I'm not the first king of outer space
I am the best thing since WC3, to venture in space so selflessly
and use it to get popularity (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other space sims emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without Three
Chorus (X2)
(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) X2 "[V]!"
