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Offline aldo_14

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3634934.stm  :wtf:

Well, at least it's more enticing than Cosmetic Surgery LIVE! on channel 5........

 

Offline Taristin

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Why would anyone want to watch commercials nonstop?

The logic would be better if they'd advertise the commercials only on that channel and remove them from the others. :D We don't pay close to $50.00/mo to see 40 minutes of commercials an hour... :mad:
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Offline aldo_14

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Why would anyone want to watch commercials nonstop?


Hallucinogenic drugs

It'd be like an eternal nightmare....you flick onto a channel, waiting for the ads to stop in order to see what's on.....but they never do.

 

Offline Turnsky

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Why would anyone want to watch commercials nonstop?



dunno, i find the "paint drying" channel to be more entertaining.:p
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Offline Gloriano

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Commercial channel? :wtf:
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Offline Rictor

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Originally posted by aldo_14


Hallucinogenic drugs

It'd be like an eternal nightmare....you flick onto a channel, waiting for the ads to stop in order to see what's on.....but they never do.


top secret military torture?

 

Offline aldo_14

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Nah, that was Barney & Bryan Adams.

 

Offline neo_hermes

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there's an advertisment channel? lol they'll put anything on tv now...Humanities imagination must be running low on ideas.
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Offline 01010

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Originally posted by aldo_14


Hallucinogenic drugs

It'd be like an eternal nightmare....you flick onto a channel, waiting for the ads to stop in order to see what's on.....but they never do.


Believe me, TV is the last thing you'll want to be watching if you do hallucenogenic drugs.
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Offline Darkage

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i don't realy watch tv anymore, except for the music channels and Stargate and enterprise. The rest is just crap.
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Offline Tiara

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i don't realy watch tv anymore, except for the music channels and Stargate and enterprise. The rest is just crap.

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Offline Mongoose

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Now if they moved every commercial on TV to that channel, the viewing experience would be much better :).

  

Offline mrfun

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Originally posted by Turnsky


dunno, i find the "paint drying" channel to be more entertaining.:p


I like watching to see what areas of the paint will start to dry out first, and then noting how the color shade changes, makign the painted surface into a panoply of strangely shaped blotchy patches that are slwoly expanding.  I'ts like watching some creepy mold grow, you never know just which way it will start to go next.  Of course, that's only until you figure out that it's drying that way ebcause certain parts are thinner and dry faster, then you can start predicted how it will dry next.  Of course, inevitably some critic will show up to point out the lack of surface preparation and how the paint will start to peel and bubble after only a couple of years and ruins the whole experience by blathering on....




.....but then, anything is better than commercials.