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Offline Ford Prefect

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Nobody has lived until they've had the full NYC immersion experience. Eat the pretzels, ride in the cabs, see a Broadway show, walk through Times Square at night, etc.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel

 

Offline Tiara

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Originally posted by Ford Prefect
Eat the pretzels, ride in the cabs, see a Broadway show, walk through Times Square at night, etc.

I can eat pretzels at home, ride cabs right here and I don't care much for Broadway shows nor for Times Square.

Times Square at night is dull, btw. But that's just my opinion.

I'm sorry, but I wasn't really impressed by NY. At all. Nobody has time, everyone seems to rush through the day, besides tall buildings there isn't much to do besides being stuck in ****ing traffic in between those buildings. Ow, and don't even get me started on the subway. *shrugs*

I guess I'm spoiled cuz I'm used to Holland... :p
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Offline vyper

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Pretzels rule, even if they are full of salt.

Also, going to NYC for me would be like someone taking Glasgow and using the scale function in trueSpace on everything. Same concept, only bigger.

Would still like to go tho.
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Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by vyper

Also, going to NYC for me would be like someone taking Glasgow and using the scale function in trueSpace on everything. Same concept, only bigger.


Although NY is scarier, I've been told.

 

Offline vyper

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Harlem ! > Easterhouse
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Offline ShadowWolf_IH

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Happily Married didn't even make the list.  i am floored
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Offline Taristin

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I'd like to make a comment about the author, and the reference to New York Culture, but I'd only be proving it correct, so I shall refrain.
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Offline Woolie Wool

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Sandwich must have a super-secret library of the world's best jokes stashed away deep beneath the earth.:lol::yes:
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