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Offline Galemp

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Star Wars alternate dialogue...
Probably the BEST parody I've ever read/seen. Warning, not for little kids or big babies.

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/swflash.html





Oh, and it takes about half an hour. Be warned.
« Last Edit: February 15, 2005, 09:56:41 pm by 510 »
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Offline BlackDove

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Star Wars alternate dialogue...
:lol:

That's no moon. It's a Playstation.
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Offline Flipside

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:lol:

'Right, I want you to ignore all our advanced technology and imagine that this bunch of dots is the Death Star.....'

 

Offline Grug

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Star Wars alternate dialogue...
Rofl. That was hilarious.

 

Offline Corsair

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Star Wars alternate dialogue...
:lol:

"Pull my finger."
"okay."
BOOM!
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Star Wars alternate dialogue...
:p
-C

 

Offline Ulala

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Star Wars alternate dialogue...
I like Han's talk with Greedo. It almost perfectly personifies my feelings toward the "special edition" edit of that scene. :)
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Offline Night Hammer

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Star Wars alternate dialogue...
:wakka:
Stop... Hammertime :hammer:

 

Offline Liberator

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Star Wars alternate dialogue...
I know that, ***** sheath.  I stole some when robbed the waste storage level.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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What was with Leia's obsession with Jews, btw? :wtf: Did I miss some in-joke about the OT?
-C

 

Offline Ghostavo

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Star Wars alternate dialogue...
:lol:
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Offline Primus

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:lol: OMG! :lol:
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Offline Knight Templar

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It's God! Aim for his head!

That rocked, but the ending felt rushed. :(
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Star Wars alternate dialogue...
rotfl

omfg

awesome

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Star Wars alternate dialogue...
OH MY ****ING GOD! I'm sitting here LAUGHING my ass off!

 

Offline Solatar

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Star Wars alternate dialogue...
Well, after making all those slides, I'd rush the ending too.:D

Frikkin' hilarious though...Leia was like a skinny, hot Cartman (sucky sucky, only five dolla)

 

Offline Setekh

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I feel really violated. :p:ha:
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Offline Carl

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Star Wars alternate dialogue...
the greedo scene is the funnah!
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