Coming soon to a cinema near you:
Dirty Dozen (A bunch of criminals kick terrorist ass. Starring Vin Diesel, The Rock, et al)
Magnificent Seven (A bunch of extreme sports dudes save a village from evil terrorist bandits)
Karate Kid (A young boy is threatened, learns karate, kicks terrorist ass while passing exams. Special effects: $100m; script and casting: $0.99. Like The Matrix: Reloaded, but more stupid)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (A wacky inventor builds a car which can fly. Evil terrorists spot it, and kidnap the inventor's family in an attempt to get the awesome car. Inventor goes to terrorist-land and uses the car's Lazer Beems(TM) to rescue the family.
I hated the Herbie films anyway, but a lot of people love them. This is yet another example of Hollywood producing stupid films for stupid people.
