Good god guys, where are our manners? New guy and all.
Gunnery Control, target bliss000. Fire!
Welcome to HLP. Exits are to the sides and rear. In the event of emergency, you will find a flamethrower under your seat and your cushion can be used as an emergency floatation device. The flamethrowers are almost all out of fuel, and no one's really sure why you'd need a floatation device in deep space, but hopefully having them around will provide you with some small comfort. In the event of a true emergency, there are pulse rifles and plasma grenades in the lockers up front, but those can only be opened by an admin,

, God, or a hyperintelligent shade of the color blue.
Feel free to do some exploring while you're around. If you run in to a large, 5-limbed creature while in the ventilation ducts, set down your lunch and back away slowly. If you're lucky, it's only our resident Shivan Carl, and he responds well to food rewards. If you aren't so lucky, there's a very good chance that you'll get eaten/atomized, or worse, dragged into a political thread. But it's a risk we all take. Enjoy your stay!