Bring-ring-ring-ring
*click*
"Welcome to the Super Celebratory Award Merchandise give away! If you have won a prize, press 1 now!"
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"You have won a prize! Please press 2, then 2, then 4, then 5, to continue to our claims department"
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"Welcome to the S.C.A.M. claims department! Please enter your 12 digit claim number here with the keypad"
*beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep*
"You may have won a cruise! Please stay on the line, and the claims department will let you know if you have won a cruise, pen, box of tissues, novelty gold plastic alarm clock, or roll of carpet samples"
....10 minutes later....
"Please keep holding. You are number 1242043 in the queue!
This call is costs £1 per minute! But the prizes are great! Stay on the line!"
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