[MicroPsycho]

I was browsing the internet on my pitifully slow dialup when i stumbled upon this in one of those ads by google on the righthand side of the screen. For those who havn't bothered to click the link its an online survey/product testing site where they pay you to test products/take surveys but they charge you a membership fee

[achtung]

It's an ad what do ya expect at least you read the fine print.  Thats good.

[Nuke]

if a banner add tells you your gonna get something for free, immediately send the server a virus, because its gonna spam you to death.