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Offline Carl

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Tauret-O's
Mommy! Mommy! Were's my pet tauret?!
Don't worry Khantanaton it's now in Ahkenaton Corp. Tauret-O's.
(little taurets dance onto screen)
[high-pitched singing]
It's Tauret-O's
It's Tauret-O's
Made from the shell of your pet
and stays crunchy even in milk
[/high-pitched singing}
Oh wow mommy! I love Tauret-O's!
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Offline Alikchi

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hahahahahahahahhahahah

A-1 SUPAR!

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Offline Ace

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Raa Tor'h's little daughter: Daddy it's a crunchy Apsu-Hek! The symbol of the Vasudan diaspora!  

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Offline Shrike

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Vasudans.  Inferior.  Breakfast cere-al.
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Offline Setekh

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What have I begun...  

As for the Tauret-Os...  
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Offline Sandwich

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Quote
Originally printed on box:Enlarged to show texture

Yeah, but are those cereals bump-mapped?  

Very funny, and high originality ratings, too!    

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Offline Carl

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notes:
1. each of the hundreds of cereal pieces is an actual tauret model from the game, and is bump mapped.
2. this render contains just under 80,000 polygons, and with raytracing, it (needless to say) took a very long time to render.
3. it took me 3 hours to make this scene.
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Offline QXMX

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It's hella funny though  

Good work dude  

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