Got this from my brother who got back from Saudi Arabia not too long ago, dunno if yall have seen it, but i think its pretty funny
A marine squad was marching north of Baghdad when they came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and
unconscious. Nearby but on the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less
serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to both men, the squad leader
asked the Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway, and coming south was a heavily armed
Iraqi soldier. Seeing each other we both took cover. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a rotten low
life slug, and he yelled back, 'John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, Bill and Hillary Clinton are miserable slime balls'.
We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."