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Offline Carl

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Re: Maeg tells Christmas jokes. Hilarity does not ensue.
Goober, you brought further stupidity upon that song, which was already bad enough as it was...

Joy to the world, the teacher's dead
We barbecued her head!
But what will we do with the body?
We'll flush it down the potty
Around and round it goes,
Round and round it goes,
We need a second flush, I see her toes!

If you're going to introduce a stupid, oversung, juvenile song, atleast have the decency to get it right. :D

...But even you didn't get it right! The true lyrics are as follows:

Joy to the world, the teacher's dead
We barbecued her head
What happend to the body?
We flushed it down the potty
And round and round it goes,
And round and round it goes,
...and the final line can be debated, but the above was the version used on The Simpsons, which was interrupted before it was finished.
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Offline Goober5000

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Re: Maeg tells Christmas jokes. Hilarity does not
The version I posted was the one I heard all through elementary school.  Not only is your version wrong, it has an incorrect rhyming scheme and a meter that doesn't even match the music. :p

 

Offline Ransom

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Re: Maeg tells Christmas jokes. Hilarity does not
I don't recognise the version Goober posted. Carl's is the one I heard through school. :nervous:

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: Maeg tells Christmas jokes. Hilarity does not ensue.
I never heard of any of them til now.
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Offline Charismatic

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Re: Maeg tells Christmas jokes. Hilarity does not ensue.
I never heard of any of them til now.
Really? Wow. Thats like second grade **** right there. Tho i was never a fan of them.
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I actually find that funny..
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Offline Sandwich

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Re: Maeg tells Christmas jokes. Hilarity does not
Ooh, I got a Christmas joke!!

What do you call anti-aircraft fire in a snowball fight? :D

Spoiler:
SnowFlak!

Made it up myself, I did. :)
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Re: Maeg tells Christmas jokes. Hilarity does not ensue.
The Teacher is dead is a good one.  :yes:
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