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Offline Kosh

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China doesn't exist
on: December 12, 2005, 11:17:10 pm
http://www.djod.co.uk/china/


This guy has way too much time on his hands.


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Over the past 14 years I have been collecting evidence to prove that China, the country famous for rice and high population density, does not exist. Below is a list, with each point containing facts that will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the existence of 'China' is actually an elaborate hoax created by the USA. Read on...


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"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline vyper

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Re: China doesn't exist
Reply #1 on: December 12, 2005, 11:18:31 pm
Two words that **** him right up: TEA and OPIUM ;)
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Offline redmenace

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Re: China doesn't exist
Reply #2 on: December 13, 2005, 02:37:35 am
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So what was the whole ‘UK handover of Hong Kong’ thing all about? Simple – after the British single-handedly won World War 2, we told the Americans that we wanted something in return.
:lol:
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Offline Gortef

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Re: China doesn't exist
Reply #3 on: December 13, 2005, 05:31:56 am
What... the... hell! :lol:
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Offline Rictor

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Re: China doesn't exist
Reply #4 on: December 13, 2005, 05:37:08 am
Finally someone has the courage to reveal the facts. After all these years of deception and lies, the world must know the truth!
 

Offline Goober5000

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Re: China doesn't exist
Reply #5 on: December 13, 2005, 02:43:39 pm
:lol:
 

Offline WeatherOp

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Re: China doesn't exist
Reply #6 on: December 13, 2005, 03:13:37 pm
No, they must exist, someone had to use the Secret weather machine made by Russia, and then used to make Katrina. :lol:
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Offline aldo_14

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Re: China doesn't exist
Reply #7 on: December 13, 2005, 03:15:44 pm
Quote from: WeatherOp on December 13, 2005, 03:13:37 pm
No, they must exist, someone had to use the Secret weather machine made by Russia, and then used to make Katrina. :lol:

Nay, that was the Yakuza!
 

Offline kode

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Re: China doesn't exist
Reply #8 on: December 13, 2005, 03:25:32 pm
I must say the russian mob scares me more than the yakuza does, tho. maybe because it's closer to home.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: China doesn't exist
Reply #9 on: December 13, 2005, 04:10:52 pm
Well, they ought to, as the Yakuza are less willing to whack everyone in sight...
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Offline achtung

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Re: China doesn't exist
Reply #10 on: December 13, 2005, 04:11:33 pm
:lol:
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Offline kode

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Re: China doesn't exist
Reply #11 on: December 13, 2005, 04:38:33 pm
Quote from: ngtm1r on December 13, 2005, 04:10:52 pm
Well, they ought to, as the Yakuza are less willing to whack everyone in sight...

I haven't heard of them trying to break into western europe either.
Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
- Ambrose Bierce
<Redfang> You're almost like Stryke 9 or an0n
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
- Aldous Huxley
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
 

Offline Corsair

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Re: China doesn't exist
Reply #12 on: December 13, 2005, 05:12:56 pm
You just got Punk'd! It's actually Hanukkah! Shalom everybody!

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Offline Mongoose

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Re: China doesn't exist
Reply #13 on: December 13, 2005, 05:22:12 pm
That map wins :lol:
  

Offline Taristin

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Re: China doesn't exist
Reply #14 on: December 13, 2005, 06:40:15 pm
I feel offended by the stupidity on that page. o.'.O
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