[Nuke]

tales of accidental* injury to mindles humans somehow always gives me a warm fuzzy feeling down below

*this word may optionally be substituted with "intentional" and thus results in a larger errection

[KappaWing]

I would imagine it involves some high speed arm + face interaction.

Indeed.
Well, I was chatting to a friend with arms flailing for emphasis you see. Just happened to collide with a poor fellow on his board. Mind he shouldn't of rode so close to us either way. I apologised, and he spared a few abusive words and went on his way. >..>

If i was coathangered i would release a few abusive retaliations also. Maybe they would be more mature if you guys were a bit less cynical?

[Flipside]

To be honest, most encounters are with 'wannabe skaters'. Kids who only bought a skateboard cos they thought they could pull chicks with it, and are professionals at trying to make sitting on their arse looking at a skateboard roll away look like it was part of the stunt they just attempted.

[aldo_14]

If i was coathangered i would release a few abusive retaliations also. Maybe they would be more mature if you guys were a bit less cynical?

**** that.  We're old now - we have a right, nay, a duty to look down at youngsters making the mistakes we regret.  Or something close to us.

We also have a right to be cynical and petty towards anyone who does something we wish we'd done at that age.  Er, 5 or 6 years ago.

*cough*

Get orf my lawn!

[Nuke]

if ya wanna get em off your lawn, disconect your sprinkler system from the watter supply and instead hook it to a tank of napalm and a large pump. then youl have to wire your sprinklers with spark plugs to ignite the napalm. now you have the perfect anti-punk device to incenerate anyone who steps foot on your presious grass (which you should probibly swap wit a flame retardant astroturf).

[aldo_14]

if ya wanna get em off your lawn, disconect your sprinkler system from the watter supply and instead hook it to a tank of napalm and a large pump. then youl have to wire your sprinklers with spark plugs to ignite the napalm. now you have the perfect anti-punk device to incenerate anyone who steps foot on your presious grass (which you should probibly swap wit a flame retardant astroturf).

I live in Scotland.  Sprinklers are not exactly a useful lawn commodity round here.

[GodisanAtheist]

Ugh, not clotheshangared, its clothesLINED. I can't even see how clotheshangered would make any sense in this context...

Not only does it refer to catching someone on the neck or face with an outstretched arm (usually witht he forearm/elbow area) but it also refers to tying a line on a solid object, then pulling it taught when you want to trip or dismount someone.

[Nuke]

if ya wanna get em off your lawn, disconect your sprinkler system from the watter supply and instead hook it to a tank of napalm and a large pump. then youl have to wire your sprinklers with spark plugs to ignite the napalm. now you have the perfect anti-punk device to incenerate anyone who steps foot on your presious grass (which you should probibly swap wit a flame retardant astroturf).

I live in Scotland. Sprinklers are not exactly a useful lawn commodity round here.

good that means you can put in a dedicated napalm system

[aldo_14]

Ugh, not clotheshangared, its clothesLINED. I can't even see how clotheshangered would make any sense in this context...

Not only does it refer to catching someone on the neck or face with an outstretched arm (usually witht he forearm/elbow area) but it also refers to tying a line on a solid object, then pulling it taught when you want to trip or dismount someone.

Grugs an ozzie, it's all backwards down there.

[Mefustae]

Ugh, not clotheshangared, its clothesLINED. I can't even see how clotheshangered would make any sense in this context...

Not only does it refer to catching someone on the neck or face with an outstretched arm (usually witht he forearm/elbow area) but it also refers to tying a line on a solid object, then pulling it taught when you want to trip or dismount someone.

It's Coat-hanger'ed, and it makes more sense than 'Clothes-lined', and sounds better too... bloody Yank...

[aldo_14]

It's Coat-hanger'ed, and it makes more sense than 'Clothes-lined', and sounds better too... bloody Yank...

More sense?  Imagine running into a clothes line - a piece of string, wire, etc strung taught between two poles.  Now imagine running into a coathanger; a piece of wire in a rough t-shape, usually hanging from a door.  Now, which is most likely to apply a uniform pressure across your body that sends you flying back and down onto your arse?

[Nuke]

i perfer the nazi aproach, where theyd substitute string with steel wire suspended at jeep level, resulting in the decapitation of our transport crews back in ww2. ah those were the days. america needs another world war to get its arse out of the gutter. only this time it needs to loose.

[aldo_14]

You're a real light in our lives.

[Nuke]

indeed

think about it, the only country in ww2 that didnt get the crap bombed out of it was the usa. all the other nations learned something, we did not. rather we grew arrogant. i find it amusing where were supposidly a fair nation, were not racist and were not bigoted (yea right) but then again we live in a constant state of american supremacy, foreignism. the isms wont go away, and i respect other nations for aknoledging that, they have it and can still be civilized about it all. nobody wants to improve america, only themselves. this is why plato considered democracy an evil form of government. if the people do not place the good of the society above their own (and they have to do it freely otherwise it wont work), then they will only vote to satisfy their own needs and wants.