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Offline TrashMan

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(Discussion from Bioware forums):

http://forums.bioware.com/forums/viewforum.html?forum=84

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Quote: Posted 11/20/06 12:53 (GMT) by Althaz

I have to say, that if DA doesn't have crates in it, I won't be buying it.



Quote: Posted 11/20/06 15:46 (GMT) by Mary Kirby

Althaz, you've inspired me to write a tragic love story side-quest wherein boy meets crate, boy loots crate, boy never calls crate back, even though he says he will. Crate, in a fit of rage, fills with ammo and health for the benefit of a random adventure-person who beats the stuffing out of boy, then goes out for pie.

Maybe I'll add man-moths in there somewhere, and zombie kittens. .

Quote: Posted 12/03/06 19:08 (GMT) by DeathnightF1
OHHH, do we get to do the beating?


Quote: Posted 12/04/06 07:49 (GMT) by Mary Kirby

Yes. Afterwards, the crate can join your party as a follower character. A completely stationary, inanimate follower. Which means it won't so much follow you as quietly hope for your success in future endeavors.

Quote: Posted 12/05/06 17:14 (GMT) by Stanley Woo

I would like for the Crate to be one of those advanced classes. You know, just thinking outside the box!

Quote: Posted 12/05/06 18:06 (GMT) by Catcher

Wouldn't the Crate just get board sitting asquare like that? (It wouldn't sit around because, then it would be a barrel.) 

Quote: Posted 12/05/06 18:08 (GMT) by Mary Kirby
Not really. Some are born crate, some achieve crateness, and some have crateness thrust upon them.

Quote: Posted 12/05/06 20:01 (GMT) by Catcher

So the Crate wood be boxed in by Fate? Left to read the Classics like Crate Expectations?


Quote: By Elhan

Terrific! I can hardly container my admiration for such a receptacle use of puns! I bin trying to come up with more, but they are moving at a large snails pace. Y'know; like S-cargo!

Sorry; had to get that one off my chest!

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Offline aldo_14

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Looks like Trashman has finally lost the last vestiges of his sanity, may we mourn it...

Hmm, let us see.

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