[Harbinger of DOOM]

Well that's just the perfect icing on the Stupid Cake this week. The US seriously needs to attend one of those college assemblies on positive life choices. Watching my country in the Middle East is like watching a drunk friend at a party who's trying to hook up with that girl who everyone knows has something bad. And no matter how many times you say, "Bro, you really don't wanna put your penis in that," he's all like, "Whatever man I'm not gonna catch it."

Although, to be fair, I kinda assumed that the CIA was having a go at Hezbollah.

QFT