Welcome to the HLP! exits are on the left and right. Flamethrowers can be found below all seats, but because of legal issieus and speeling mistakes in the last shipment order, the contents have now been replaced by holy water. On the lower levels you might find a shivan, his name is Carl. If you encounter him, you can do the following things:
1. Grab a weapon. There are some minor disadvantages to this stratagy, since Weapon Locks can only be opened by God, FRED, FRED2, FRED2_Open, Admins, and hyperintelligent shades of blue. If you manage to crack the weapons lock, take the weapons with blood all-over them, since we would like to use the not bloodied ones if D3R3k Sm4rt returns.
2. throw your lunch at carl so he eats it. (recommandeble)
One last thing, never mention FreeSpace 3 beca*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH*
