*Turns into House*
Get away from my whiteboard. *limps over, grabs marker* Patients aren't allowed to self-diagnose. Personally, I don't care, as it helps remove the idiots from the gene pool; but Cuddy says it's bad for business.
*pops Vicodin, splits thread*
Now this patient is less of an idiot than most people, since he actually recognizes the fact that he's an idiot. But he's still barely able to hold his own drool in his mouth. Can't spell his username, posts in the wrong thread, and can't understand a simple error message that tells him exactly what he's doing wrong.
*turns to team*
Opinions, people. Why are we helping this moron?