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Offline Kazan

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Offline Kazan

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in german environmentalist freaks are "oekofruend"s (pronounce OOOOr-Ko-Fround [the r sound at the begining is barely audibly, mostly the low "O" sound)

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Offline CP5670

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I have tried some meat before; tastes weird, kinda like what one would expect of rubber. Give me my usual boiled veggies and I'm good to go.

Anyway, I have seen many studies that say what eating meat significantly increases the chances of strokes and heart attacks later on in life.

you know, why don't people eat human corpses as well? They would be an equally good source of nutrition and are fairly easy to obtain whenever people die of old age...

 

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Originally posted by CP5670:
I have tried some meat before; tastes weird, kinda like what one would expect of rubber. Give me my usual boiled veggies and I'm good to go.  

Anyway, I have seen many studies that say what eating meat significantly increases the chances of strokes and heart attacks later on in life.

you know, why don't people eat human corpses as well? They would be an equally good source of nutrition and are fairly easy to obtain whenever people die of old age...

Eating old meat is nasty. Give it to me in the prime. I figure you get the best meat off a person between the ages of about 16 and 35. The only problem is that primate meat is kind of tough, unless the animal is properly fatted, and then the meat tends to be underdeveloped. Further, it is greasy (much in the same way that dog meat is greasy) and not terribly palatable. Of course, there's other problems with eating people, not the least of which being that unless it is properly and fully cooked, it can cause severe damage to the stomach lining. Further, humans can't be trusted to take care of their own bodies. Do you want to eat a smoker? A drug user? An alcoholic? Nasty.

Finally, eating people might be a good way to keep the population down. I do believe it has been suggested before in 'A Modest Proposal'. I believe, however, that the author of that fine work suggested eating meat that was not yet properly aged.

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Offline Stryke 9

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Actually, human meat is quite good as sushi. More nutritious than any other food in the world, as well... But you DO have to make it yourself, to ensure it's cleaned properly, most of these cannibal establishments aren't too quality-minded.

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Offline Top Gun

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Problem: Human meat is far more likely to contain bacteria theat affects humans.

 

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Can we close this? Pleeeze? *gags*
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Originally posted by Stryke 9:
Actually, human meat is quite good as sushi. More nutritious than any other food in the world, as well... But you DO have to make it yourself, to ensure it's cleaned properly, most of these cannibal establishments aren't too quality-minded.


As sushi, human flesh is quite bad for you. Hominid blood, for example, is detrimental to human stomach linings. Besides that, human flesh is among the most septic meat you can get. Further, as Top Gun noted, the nasties are guaranteed to be able to find a new home in your body. You might try to clean it properly, but if you're not cooking it, you're at the the mercy of your meal's hygenic habits.

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Offline Stryke 9

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Most of the bacteria in anyone's body aren't particularly dangerous to your own, so long as they were fairly healthy and had never come down with some lifelong illness like TB. It's also very healthy, since it already has just the proteins and nutrients your own body needs. But time to change the topic.

 

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Okay, so by the end of the 50 things we'd have:
No cars
No power
Rotting beef everywhere
No money
Lots of carrots and potatoes
Polluted water
No pets
Taxes on everything
No commercialization or industrialization

That sounds like fun! And while we're at it, we a can all become Mormans and move to Wisconsin! Or if we're really devoted, we can be Amish and build bar....oh wait, we can't cut down any trees to make barns.

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Think how good the Amish would be at building stuff if they used power-tools.

 
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Offline mikhael

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Originally posted by Stryke 9:
Most of the bacteria in anyone's body aren't particularly dangerous to your own, so long as they were fairly healthy and had never come down with some lifelong illness like TB. It's also very healthy, since it already has just the proteins and nutrients your own body needs. But time to change the topic.

From your OWN body yes. Witness the deliterious effects of one person's personal strain of escheria coli when they enter another person's system. You might be prepared for your own fauna, but you will not be prepared for someone elses.

Moral: Always thoroughly cook people before you eat them. We wouldn't want anyone getting sick and dying, would we?


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Offline an0n

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Thats why you don't give rim jo......err never mind. Lets just say that lower-digestive bacteria tend to cause problem in the upper digestive tracts.
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Human meat tastes a lot like pork... but pork is better.  

And come on, all you vegetarian freaks! (note: this is a joke) You wouldn't be here if your ancestors hadn't eaten meat! They wouldn't have developed tools to improve their hunting abilities, wouldn't have controlled fire to be able to cook the products of the hunt, and wouldn't have done a lot of things that led to our current state as the single sentient species on the planet.  

So stop arguing and go have a steak (oh, no! that sounded wrong!)!!  


Besides, meat is good!!!
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So stop arguing and go have a steak (oh, no! that sounded wrong!)!!  

  And what kind of steak might we be talking about? A steak from a cow or from a GVA Sete-
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Never mind, actually.
 

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Offline Stryke 9

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Meat is good for the soul, no really.

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