I don't receive any junk mail, to be honest. I have two theories: one, that Comcast's spam blocker is the most incredible one ever known... or two, that because my (really) old AOL account is still active, the web-at-large recognizes it as my primary address (which is amusing, considering I haven't checked it in well over a year).
Either way, I am not complaining... but maybe I'll dig in my AOL account for some amusing stuff to put here. Maybe I'll find something...

EDIT: Well, quite frankly that was disappointing. Only two spams, and one from a guy who I've never even heard of (I think he got the wrong address, seeing as he addressed me as "Robbie", and my name is not Robert.). I expected something like two hundred spam e-mails... that's what I'd had on AOL in the past when I checked it out of sheer boredom.