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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #40 on: October 15, 2007, 12:31:36 pm
'If you can read this, GET THE HELL OFF MY GRAVE!'
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Flipside

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #41 on: October 15, 2007, 12:35:01 pm
'I am unavailable to take your call, please leave your message after the Second Coming'
 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #42 on: October 15, 2007, 12:38:09 pm
Here lies Electronic Arts.
*and the world rejoiceth!*

OR

Here lies Electronic Arts.
.
.
.
You WISH!




"BRAIIIIINZ"

"I'm not dead, I'm just pushing up daysis!"

"I don't like the view..."
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!
 

Offline castor

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #43 on: October 15, 2007, 12:56:21 pm
 

Offline Mika

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #44 on: October 15, 2007, 01:01:05 pm
"Let God sort me out"

"Wake me before I die"
Relaxed movement is always more effective than forced movement.
 

Offline BloodEagle

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #45 on: October 15, 2007, 01:50:58 pm
"Note to self: never mix whisky and vodka."
 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #46 on: October 15, 2007, 03:10:48 pm
"Don't drink and drive, take drugs and fly....but NOT litterary!"
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!
 

Offline phreak

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #47 on: October 15, 2007, 06:28:04 pm
"I thought the cops wouldn't shoot"

"My family was too cheap to send my ashes into space"
Offically approved by Ebola Virus Man :wtf:
phreakscp - gtalk
phreak317#7583 - discord
 

Offline DiabloRojo

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #48 on: October 15, 2007, 07:30:10 pm
"I died for my sins.  Yours weren't bad enough."

"Haha, I beat you!  ... Oh."

"I didn't lose at life.  I quit because you cheated!"

"I bet my funeral was a hell of a party.
But was I really that much of an asshole?"
 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #49 on: October 15, 2007, 07:55:07 pm
"I'll live forever or die trying."

"Isn't it ironic?"

"To die young is better then to not die at all."

"I'm so exited.
And I just can't hide it.
I feel like I'm losing control
but I think I'm like it."
NGTM-1R: Currently considering spending the rest of the day in bed cuddling.
GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
Bob-san: The Rancor.
 

Offline Hades

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #50 on: October 15, 2007, 08:14:08 pm
"Remember kids, don't play with guns!...or Chuck Norris at the bar."
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
----
<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL
 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #51 on: October 16, 2007, 07:53:13 am
"Not dead, just spleeping.  Do not disturb!"
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!
 

Offline BengalTiger

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #52 on: October 16, 2007, 11:51:34 am
'I'll C U when U get There'

'Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door'
'Teeth of the Tiger' - campaign in the making
Story, Ships, Weapons, Project Leader.
 

Offline Cobra

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #53 on: October 16, 2007, 12:14:12 pm
Quote from: Hades on October 15, 2007, 08:14:08 pm
"Remember kids, don't play with guns!...or Chuck Norris at the bar."

Only person to be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris twice? :nervous:
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #54 on: October 20, 2007, 04:08:57 pm
"Oops."
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline 0rph3u5

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #55 on: October 20, 2007, 04:51:21 pm
"Restricted Access"

or

"You will see me again if I was wrong..."

or

"Would you mind switching of the light?"
"As you sought to steal a kingdom for yourself, so must you do again, a thousand times over. For a theft, a true theft, must be practiced to be earned." - The terms of Nyrissa's curse, Pathfinder: Kingmaker

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"I am Curiosity, and I've always wondered what would become of you, here at the end of the world." - The Guide/The Curious Other, Othercide

"When you work with water, you have to know and respect it. When you labour to subdue it, you have to understand that one day it may rise up and turn all your labours into nothing. For what is water, which seeks to make all things level, which has no taste or colour of its own, but a liquid form of Nothing?" - Graham Swift, Waterland

"...because they are not Dragons."
 

Offline Mr. Vega

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #56 on: October 20, 2007, 05:16:21 pm
I'd rather be cremated, personally.
Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assaults of thoughts on the unthinking.
-John Maynard Keynes
  

Offline Mars

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Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Reply #57 on: October 21, 2007, 02:32:05 am
Quote from: castor on October 15, 2007, 12:56:21 pm


QFT

The various zombie allusions rock though

"I want you" would probably be the creepiest grave stone text imagineable.
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