[IPAndrews]

Petitions rejected by the office of the prime minister of the UK's online e-petition system.

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to…

Sex a badger.
Change 'Holloway Road' of North London to 'Chuck Norris Road'.
Create an additional road tax for towed caravans.
Agree to allowing trolls to live under every bridge in London.
Command the tide to go back.
Change the name of "Global Warming" or "Climate Change" to "Global Thermo-Lethal Meltdown".
Ban black cats crossing roads.
Clean up Purley, Surrey.
Make cheese available free of charge.
Change the chocolare bar snickers back to a marathon.
Change the working day to only 4 seconds long.
Make solar power killing sheep!.
Stop People Creating White Chocolate.
Ban the Sheila's Wheels advert.

etc...

[Kosh]

Nice to see the noble citizens of the UK getting involved with their government.   

[Fearless Leader]

why did he reject those?
They are all valid things, and pressing issues for somebody.

[karajorma]

Ban the Sheila's Wheels advert.

I think they should have tried the Geneva Convention people with that one.

[Colonol Dekker]

I find the "sex a badger" comment demeaning to badgers.


All the rest are valid.

[IPAndrews]

I find the use of sex as a verb amusing.

[TrashMan]

Add "give 1000000$ to the petitioners" and I'll sign.

[vyper]

Create an additional road tax for towed caravans.

How can that be rejected?!

[Flipside]

My favourite was one that wanted the government to make the worlds biggest cadburies creme egg...

[Colonol Dekker]

Big enough to drown in? That would be cool. . .
I'd petition the new minister prime (transformers homage) to create a three day weekend. Or make idiot council estate mum's pay idiot tax.

[IPAndrews]

I signed the one to replace the national anthem with "Gold" by Spandau Ballet and I still think it's a genius idea.

[vyper]

I think making the top gear team responsible for transport policy would be a good one.