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Offline achtung

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ɹıɐ 1ǝq ɟo ǝɔuıɹd ǝɥʇ sɐ ǝuoɹɥʇ ʎɯ uo ʇıs oʇ
ǝɹǝɥʇ ʎ11ɐuıɟ sɐʍ ı
ɯopbuıʞ ʎɯ ʇɐ pǝʞoo1 ı
,ɹǝʇɐ1 ɐʎ 11ǝɯs sǝɯoɥ oʎ, ǝıqqɐɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝ11ǝʎ ı puɐ
8 ɹo 7 ʇnoqɐ ǝsnoɥ ǝɥʇ oʇ dn pǝ11nd ı

,ɹıɐ 1ǝq oʇ sǝɯoɥ oʎ, - ,ʇı ʇǝbɹoɟ ʍou, ʇɥbnoɥʇ ı ʇnq
ǝɹɐɹ sı qɐɔ sıɥʇ ʎɐs uɐɔ ı buıɥʇʎuɐ ɟı
ɹoɹɹıɯ ǝɥʇ uı ǝɔıp pɐɥ ʇı puɐ ɥsǝɹɟ pıɐs ǝʇɐ1d ǝsuǝɔı1 ǝɥʇ
ɹɐǝu ǝɯɐɔ ʇı uǝɥʍ puɐ qɐɔ ɐ ɹoɟ pǝ1ʇsıɥʍ ı

pǝɹɐǝddɐsıp 'buıuǝʇɥbı1 ǝʞı1 ssǝuʞɔınb ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ buɐɹds ı
ǝɹǝɥ ʇob ʇsnظ ı
pǝʇsǝɹɹɐ ʇǝb oʇ buıʎɹʇ ʇ,uıɐ ı
ʇno ǝɯɐu ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ buıpuɐʇs doɔ ɐ ǝʞı1 pǝʞoo1 oɥʍ ǝpnp ɐ sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ
ʇno ǝɯɐɔ ı uǝɥʍ puɐ pǝpuɐ1 ǝuɐ1d ǝɥʇ '11ǝʍ

ɹıɐ-1ǝq ɟo ǝɔuıɹd ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ pǝɹɐdǝɹd ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ ǝdoɥ ı
ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇǝb ı uǝɥʍ ǝǝs 11,ı
ʍos ʞuıɥʇ ʇ,uop ı
¿ʇɐɔ 1ooɔ sıɥʇ puǝs ʎǝɥʇ ǝɔɐ1d ɟo ǝdʎʇ ǝɥʇ ɹıɐ-1ǝq sı
ʇɐɥʇ 11ɐ ǝuıʍ 'ʎssıɹd ǝɹ,ǝɹǝɥʇ ɹɐǝɥ ı ʇıɐʍ ʇnq

.ʇɥbıɹ1ɐ ǝq ʇɥbıɯ sıɥʇ ɯɯɯɯɯɥ
¿ǝʞı1 buıʌı1 ɹıɐ-1ǝq ɟo ǝ1doǝd ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ sıɥʇ sı
.ssɐ1b ǝubɐdɯɐɥɔ ɐ ɟo ʇno ǝɔınظ ǝbuɐɹo buıʞuıɹp
pɐq sı sıɥʇ oʎ 'ssɐ1ɔ ʇsɹıɟ

.,ʇı ʞɔıʞ 11ǝʍ sɐ ʇɥbıɯ ı, 'pıɐs puɐ uo uɐɯʞ1ɐʍ ʎɯ ʇnd ı
.ʇǝʞɔıʇ ʎɯ ǝɯ ǝʌɐb ǝɥs uǝɥʇ puɐ ssıʞ ɐ ǝɯ ǝʌɐb ǝɥs
ʎɐʍ ʎɯ uo ǝɯ puǝs puɐ ǝsɐɔ ǝʇıns ʎɯ pǝʞɔɐd ǝɥs ʇnq
ʎɐp ɹǝʇɟɐ ʎɐp ɹǝɥ ɥʇıʍ pǝpɐǝ1d puɐ pǝbbǝq ı

,ɹıɐ 1ǝq uı ǝ1ɔun puɐ ǝıʇunɐ ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ ,uıʌoɯ ǝɹ,noʎ, pıɐs ǝɥs
pǝɹɐɔs ʇob ɯoɯ ʎɯ puɐ ʇɥbıɟ ǝ1ʇʇı1 ǝuo uı ʇob ı
pooɥɹoqɥbıǝu ʎɯ uı ǝ1qnoɹʇ buıʞɐɯ uıʇɹɐʇs
poob ou oʇ dn ǝɹǝʍ oɥʍ
sʎnb ɟo ǝ1dnoɔ ɐ uǝɥʍ
1ooɥɔs ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝpısʇno 11ɐq-q ǝɯos uıʇooɥs 11ɐ puɐ
1ooɔ 11ɐ ,uıxɐ1ǝɹ ,uıxɐɯ ʇno ,uı11ıɥɔ
sʎɐp ʎɯ ɟo ʇsoɯ ʇuǝds ı ǝɹǝɥʍ sɐʍ punoɹbʎɐ1d ǝɥʇ uo
pǝsıɐɹ puɐ uɹoq ɐıɥd1ǝpɐ1ıɥd ʇsǝʍ uı

ɹıɐ 1ǝq pǝ11ɐɔ uʍoʇ ɐ ɟo ǝɔuıɹd ǝɥʇ ǝɯɐɔǝq ı ʍoɥ noʎ 11ǝʇ 11,ı
ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɥbıɹ ʇıs ʇsnظ
ǝʇnuıɯ ɐ ǝʞɐʇ oʇ pǝʞı1 ı puɐ
uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ-pǝddı1ɟ ʇob ǝɟı1 ʎɯ
ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ 11ɐ ʎɹoʇs ɐ sı sıɥʇ
« Last Edit: April 01, 2008, 10:12:10 pm by Swantz »
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In the wise words of Charles de Gaulle, "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

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Truly timeless.

 

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"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Bad form.

 

Offline Corsair

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....how?




edit: (yes, I just realized it was April Fool's. Again. :sigh:)
« Last Edit: April 01, 2008, 09:27:04 pm by Corsair »
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

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e-penis++

 

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not in Gen. Dis.
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

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« Last Edit: April 01, 2008, 10:04:28 pm by Swantz »
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In the wise words of Charles de Gaulle, "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

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Should have been Russia Declares War.
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Shouldn't the April Fools' Day crud have worn off by now?

  
Shouldn't the April Fools' Day crud have worn off by now?

Bad things always stay...