[Colonol Dekker]

Yep Northern Rock bless em.............

The crunch finally hit Platform Home Loans (www.platform.co.uk) and i'm among an indeterminate number of people who are out on their ear on the first of may.


I'm getting paid monday for work already undertaken and the rest of the month.

But i'm getting paid a good 5 grand on the 2nd for what is in effect, a DAY's work while keeping an annual season ticket too

Time to save a bit for a rainy day, I'm getting agency / secondment work sorted out as i type, but i think a small amount may find it's way to HLP.

Plus whoever turns up to the HLP-London will get a Tequila or two from me

*goes and checks the Dole qeue.

Nah i don't fancy that much 

[Galemp]

*checks English to English dictionary*

Oh, you've been sacked. Well, congrats on your severance pay, thanks for the donation, and good luck with your next job!

[Unknown Target]

I'm gonna be honest, unless I read Galemp's post, I had no idea what you said

[achtung]

Wow!

I'm an American, and I understood every word.  I feel special now. 

Maybe it's a nice side-effect of living in the south.

EDIT:  Since when was the ****fy-eyed nervous smiley not available?

[BlackDove]

By typing "world" in the title, you implied that I would care.

You lied.

[NGTM-1R]

By typing "world" in the title, you implied that I would care.

You lied.

Nobody's perfect

[BlackDove]

You should've gone with "Nobody Cares". That would produce the desired effect.

[Nuke]

i wish i could get fired, unemployment pays more.

[IPAndrews]

This is your chance to do something different, and stop being a banker.

[Kosh]

True, but how would he get his soul back? 

[Colonol Dekker]

Banker........


I've always been financial but i don't believe in bankers, Try saying "i'm a banker" while pulling the sides of you rmouth apart with your index fingers and you'll hear the truth.......