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Offline WMCoolmon

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Introducing the new $1,589.99 keyboard (and other goodies)
Humping USB Dog: $9.99 (Youtube)
Put yourself in games: $19.99
Optimus Maximus: $1,589.99
Using your ex-girlfriend's MasterCard to pay for it all right before you break up with her for cheating on you: Priceless.

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Offline Excalibur

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Re: Introducing the new $1,589.99 keyboard (and other goodies)
No need for monitors anymore...though it might as well be a touch screen...
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Offline Kie99

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Re: Introducing the new $1,589.99 keyboard (and other goodies)
I'm sure I've seen that Optimus Maximus thing posted on here about 3 times before.
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Offline Flipside

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Re: Introducing the new $1,589.99 keyboard (and other goodies)
With a name like that, it should at least turn into a robot as well.

It looked fun, it also looks like a lot of work creating shiny icons for your keys that you don't really need (since you have to know the keys in order to put icons on the right ones) and that, at that price is going to go largely unsupported by most software companies.

 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Introducing the new $1,589.99 keyboard (and other goodies)
Put yourself in games: $19.99
You can do that with any cam, and also the EyeToy has been around for a long time.

The keyboard me likey.

The dog, :wtf:
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Offline Hippo

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Re: Introducing the new $1,589.99 keyboard (and other goodies)
so its not vaporware any more? cool
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Offline colecampbell666

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Vaporware?
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Offline Hippo

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Offline Goober5000

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Re: Introducing the new $1,589.99 keyboard (and other goodies)
This was first noticed by Sandwich's brother back in 2005.  Pretty cool to see that it's finally available. :)

 

Offline Galemp

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Re: Introducing the new $1,589.99 keyboard (and other goodies)
Yeah... about three years too late. Before they can possibly turn a profit on this, Apple will come out with their multitouch one-panel iKeyboard and that will be the end.
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Offline Excalibur

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Re: Introducing the new $1,589.99 keyboard (and other goodies)
Pity Apple won't be making robotic deers...
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Offline Spicious

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Re: Introducing the new $1,589.99 keyboard (and other goodies)
Yeah... about three years too late. Before they can possibly turn a profit on this, Apple will come out with their multitouch one-panel iKeyboard and that will be the end.
Creating possibly the only keyboard more annoying to use than their existing keyboards.

 
Re: Introducing the new $1,589.99 keyboard (and other goodies)
   You'd think a 1000 dollar keyboard would at least be ergonomic.

 

Offline Al Tarket

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Re: Introducing the new $1,589.99 keyboard (and other goodies)
you know, any person with any sanity wouldn't buy such a piece of computer equipment. i mean what happens when you accidentally spill some milk on the keyboard. or get a few crumbs into the servos on that keyboard. too many variables for a whopping amount of money.

i wonder if anyone has such a keyboard? :rolleyes:

reminds me of the saitek cyborg, looked like something you would find on the star trek klingon prop set.
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Offline Hippo

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i highly doubt there's any servo's in it
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Offline Flipside

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Re: Introducing the new $1,589.99 keyboard (and other goodies)
Personally, I think multi-touch screens are the way to go, but, then, for typing, I can see problems arising from the lack of ergonomics in a touch-screen, so there may still be some call for the old-fashioned keyboard.

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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It makes touch-typing really hard, unless they have some sort of extrusions on the surface to help you find the 'keys'.
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Offline Mefustae

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Re: Introducing the new $1,589.99 keyboard (and other goodies)
Perhaps some sort of memory sheath that raises into whatever configuration you desire? Activate the keyboard functionality, and the keys raise slightly from the surface to give tactile sensation while remaining multi-touch at heart.