When you have an Iraq ringtone, your phone claims to have evidence that someone is calling you, but when you pick up it connects you to your ex who you really shouldn't be talking to anymore, and when you try to hang up, your phone calls you a pussy who can't finish what he started, so you end up making her cry, going over to see her, hooking up with her, and moving back into her place, even though you know it's going to be horrible for both of you and all of your friends. After a couple more years of constant fighting, you start to try and come up with ways you could move out while still looking like you weren't a ****ing moron for listening to your phone, but your phone keeps calling you a pussy and warning you that if you leave her now, she'll be so pissed that she'll come over to your place when you have friends over and make a huge, awkward scene in front of everyone, and you really don't want that, and your phone's ringtone just has this way of repeating the words that scare you over and over again. Once, you tried to switch ringtones but then your Iraq ringtone just scared you into thinking that your new ringtone would side with her and her ***** friends all the time.
