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Offline Bobboau

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BP hires scientology to hide oil.
on: June 19, 2010, 04:29:49 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyQ7xEKDRPw
fun fact, if you listen carefully around the 2 minute mark, you'll hear that they work for 'Talon Security'. Talon is a WISE business, which if you don't know what that is, it's basically a Scientology company. nice move BP.

also I loled at the end where all the workers yelled NOOOOO! at the guy.
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Re: BP hires scientology to hide oil.
Reply #1 on: June 19, 2010, 08:27:27 am
Maybe they should get Tom Cruise on to talk about how great it is. :P
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Re: BP hires scientology to hide oil.
Reply #2 on: June 19, 2010, 10:11:05 am
The oil spill in the Mexican gulf wasn't caused by BP, it was Xenu.
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Re: BP hires scientology to hide oil.
Reply #3 on: June 19, 2010, 11:46:31 am
Huh, nice timing on this one - Was out protesting Crazy Ron's cult today at Scientology AOSH in Copenhagen. They don't like us very much!  :D
 

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Re: BP hires scientology to hide oil.
Reply #4 on: June 19, 2010, 12:27:17 pm
Quote from: Kosh on June 19, 2010, 08:27:27 am
Maybe they should get Tom Cruise on to talk about how great it is. :P

perhaps it should be the next MI movie
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Re: BP hires scientology to hide oil.
Reply #5 on: June 20, 2010, 01:11:07 pm
I don't get why they don't just have there OT's use there hyper-psychic powers to clean up the oil.
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