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Offline The E

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Re: I now work for the man...
Yes. What's good for the Office team is not good for everyone.
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There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
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Offline Bobboau

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Re: I now work for the man...
even now that i know WHY the core OS group is the way it is.  Understanding has blunted the hostility though.

can you tell us or NDA?
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Offline Angelus

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Re: I now work for the man...
Can we get Win 7 now for a employee discount?
Can we expect that the next service pack has a buildin PCS?
What's the chances of getting some coders for the SCP?

 :P

Don't look at me funneh! We have someone on the source, and it'd be awesome if "the company" help us out here, wouldn't it?  :P

 

Offline Kazan

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Re: I now work for the man...
even now that i know WHY the core OS group is the way it is.  Understanding has blunted the hostility though.

can you tell us or NDA?

i can tell you.

it's because back in the 1980s and most of the 1990s the Core OS devs completely ignored most of the bug reports from the Core OS testers as such things as "the user would never do that!" combined with their refusal to break reverse compatibility with apps even when that reverse compatibility requires emulating bugged behavior
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Offline Rodo

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Re: I now work for the man...
oh my....reverse compatibility...

but wait, they're still doing that, Win7 has that emulator thingy right?

on topic: congrats for the new job!
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Offline Mongoose

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Re: I now work for the man...
just because i'm working on Windows Server Cluster/Windows Fabric doesn't mean i'm goin to make my code depdnant on MS - i consider that bad coding - fails portability/maintainability testing.
Windows Fabric: now in muslin!

 

Offline Turambar

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Re: I now work for the man...
Can you convince them to make Games for Windows Live suck less?  Or perhaps make it suck less yourself?

Apparently, it's a ***** to deal with and everyone who has to program functionality for it hates it.
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Offline Mongoose

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Re: I now work for the man...
Get them to call the next OS version Windows 9 to confuse everyone. :p

 
Re: I now work for the man...
One of the guys i knew at school was working for Microsoft as an internship or something for a while, when we found out we all started making the obligatory jokes until :

"Ha ha--I MADE $25,000!"

Damnit. evil really does pay well.

 

Offline JGZinv

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Re: I now work for the man...
I want IPX support back in 64bit Vista/7... or at least a darn emulator that'll convert IPX to TCP/IP.
It's possible in 32bit supposedly... I even bypassed 64bit digital signature requirements and it won't work. Arrgh.

Oh, and congrats on finding a job in such a cruddy economy.
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Offline ssmit132

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Re: I now work for the man...
While you're there, can you prevent things like this from occuring? :P



Spoiler:
I was copying files out of my Macrium backup, and I found that Windows was reporting something as 64.0 PB in size. I tracked it down to a file buried in some MSN user stuff. But I couldn't pass up the opportunity to show Microsoft and that size. :P
« Last Edit: October 23, 2010, 01:16:45 am by ssmit132 »

 
Re: I now work for the man...
64 petabytes? That doesn't seem pysically possible...  :eek:

 

Offline Bobboau

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Re: I now work for the man...
wow, MS must be ****ing awesome if they can pull that off.
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Offline Kazan

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Re: I now work for the man...
every single one of these MS bugs that have been posted are from the Core OS group, i'm not on the Core OS group
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Offline Nuke

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Re: I now work for the man...
just make future versions of windows suck less
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Re: I now work for the man...
While you're there, can you prevent things like this from occuring? :P
*snip*
64 petabytes? That doesn't seem pysically possible...  :eek:
I know.  Is ssmit going to follow up by beating someone to death with his own skull?
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[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

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[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline Kazan

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Re: I now work for the man...
just make future versions of windows suck less

i'm not on the Core OS team
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Offline Turambar

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Re: I now work for the man...
just make future versions of windows suck less

i'm not on the Core OS team

So what team are you on?
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline Kazan

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Re: I now work for the man...
just make future versions of windows suck less

i'm not on the Core OS team

So what team are you on?

as stated previous - Windows Server Cluster and Windows Fabric - not Core OS, programs that run on it that are bundled as part of the server edition.
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Offline The E

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Re: I now work for the man...
Spleatthrid.

We now return you to Kazan's professional life at Microsoft.

Which isn't the right place to air your grievances with whatever crimes to humanity you think MS has committed.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns