As do I. If you don't want to write papers, go into a major like physics.
...wait, no. Don't go into physics. Ever.
Why not? Physics is a ****ing difficult major, but it can be really damned rewarding, just like the humanities can be.
You don't think knowing Shakespeare is of any worth to society? Jeez.
Is it worth a whole lot, though? Shakespeare's plays are entertainment, pure and simple. I find them to be excellent, and they're famous for a reason, but they are at their core entertainment. This is not to devalue entertainers as a whole; they are a critical component of society, and they can make me laugh. Studying literature is also not valueless; anyone who feels that not knowing the techniques writers can use to make their points/write interesting works is just fine is retarded. At the same time, however, should literature be put on the pedestal some put it on? I would argue no (note that I do not believe physics or the other hard sciences should replace it).
Speaking as an astrophysics major that intends to go on to get Ph.D. in astronomy (my apps go out this month), I hold great respect for actual historians and other humanities scholars. It takes many long hours of research to write a good, thorough analysis on the subjects they study, just as it takes many long hours of staring at equations and swearing at broken lab equipment to be a good physicist. I would argue that learning physics is in some sense harder than going into the humanities, mostly due to the various walls encountered in breaking down a person's natural physical intuition (from day one in intro mechanics, honestly) and getting them to rebuild it around the math that describes what really goes on. If I'm missing some other walls present in humanities study, someone please fill me in.
The people whom I do not respect are, unfortunately, many modern English professors and such that seemingly can't write an intelligible paper to save their lives. I remember having to read several paragraphs over and over again to finally make some sense of what they were actually saying. This wasn't because the material was at all difficult to grasp, either! It seems a lot of the time they fall into the trap that many of their students do, in that they feel they need to extend their writing. I found myself thinking many a time, "You know, I could've said this in about one-fifth the words, and it would've been a whole hell of a lot clearer and more concise, without any loss of detail or presented evidence." This would also be a good time to bring up the Sokal mess from about 15 years back, though in that case it was the journal editors who were ****ing idiots that couldn't smell bull****.
As for what got mentioned in the article, if any of these students get caught, I take the attitude of "eh, **** 'em." They deserve to fail. Mr. Dante is part of the problem, but like he points out, the bigger problems are structural in nature, like, "Why the hell are these students being told to go to college in the first place?" or "How the **** is our K-12 system failing so badly?"
There's a similar issue with the course that I'm taking. Theology, philosophy and ethics are compulsory art units in the first two years of the course. Now personally I can see how taking those units can help you become a more humane and ethical doctor but the great majority of my coursemates don't and resent having to do them.
This is a case where I think breadth of learning should be compulsory.
I don't know about the theology or philosophy, but I should think a (at the very least) medical ethics course would be required for, y'know,
doctors. I certainly wouldn't want anyone complaining about that operating on me or being my GP...