I got a NEW Xbox 360 which came bundled with Fable III. And I got a terrabyte external HDD, but I can't get goddamn USB Loader to work :'(. I got a hat and a scarf. And I got a box containing Axe bodywash, bodyspray, deodorant, shampoo, and conditioner.
I did not get my beads, so I cannot make bead sprites. :'(
And I found out what I want for my birthday.
All someone would need to do is ascertain the address of all the people that have posted in this thread, thereby pretty much casing everyone here for a prompt robbery. Personally, I call ssmit132's place. Those Mythbuster DVDs are mine! 
*readies arsenal of Nerf guns*
So. I've been had a maverick and a longshot.