This really makes me think of a faulty part, because you're stretching the limits of believeability by this point. I've worked with rack and blade servers that a vacuum out does, so the concept that a single laptop can overpower one says either it was broken and didn't get fixed, or that I need to ask where you buy vacuums so that I may clean in peace.
Lol that's funny... a faulty part that my "newbie self" may not have recognized?
Look... I've been building my own desktops for over a decade and as far as laptops go that Sager was hardly my first laptop, nor was it the last. I do believe I can tell when a fan is faulty. The Sagers certainly wasn't. It had the most annoying frequency in a volume I never thought possible... but there were no signs of scratching or it hitting something it was perfectly "regular" in it's obnoxiousness.
What it was... was the machine with the shoddiest build quality that I ever owned. Never again lol.
... if you are so in love with that Sager machine, or rather the components in that Sager machine (lol), you are of course free to believe what you want... and better pray that the company suddenly made a 180° turn in the last years and nowadays doesn't sell "boaahhh look at that" - components in an ultra crappy chassis anymore, while charging you the most hilarious prices... like they have been doing since, well forever
But let me tell you one thing... if you send yours in for a "faulty fan" because it is "too loud" .... customer support will be falling off their chairs from laughing.
If you take no other advice from me then at least make sure that you either try to look at one in real life before you buy.... or order it somewhere where you have the option to return it with no questions asked in the first couple of weeks. If Sager has been true to themselves you will be running for the hills when you actually hold one of their craptops in your hands. 
I too have been building computers for a decade, so you can stuff your 'know everything' attitude somewhere else.

The fact you think you cant be wrong just makes you look a little silly.

Just because the fan didn't look obviously wrong doesn't mean the bearings aren't off or something.
The argument was Sager vs Asus as king of the drool-over world. Sager wins there, their hardware in laptops is quite literly unmatched by anything asus has to offer, and even does it cheaper. Look at the thread title, then look back at what you think it's about.
Changing fans isn't a 180* turn, its called a 'single part' and they can change it whenever. If you think something as simple as a fan is hard, think again. And if you think different fans won't change anything I really must laugh. Also, look at the prices. They are doing it
cheaper then the alternative. You're math is off.
They can laugh all they want, if you don't send it in if it is broken then the only fool is you. Of cource, a better option to save face is to buy one at a physical store that will replace it no questions asked. I have many of these stores, so I'm not going to suffer this sad 'oh no they laughed at me' fate.
Apperently the only one of us to make the mistake of buying something without seeing one in person is you, because I have lived by this 'advice' since my first computer. You -never- buy something big if you have no way to return it. Hell, before getting my 6970 I went to Fry's and asked if they would open a box to let me see it, they gladly did so and even put it on a board so I could hear the fan. They do that kind of thing for $350 video cards to make a sale apperently.
You say sager fanboys a lot... Yet you only put them down, and not even in comparison to other things. This is what I call anti-fanboy. In most cases, I consider their opinions worthless as all they do is shoot down a product, usualy based on a single point and not the overall. If I were you, I would seriously revise at least
how you're putting them down.
You'll notice all of mine are spec vs spec, as any good argument should be. Funny how all you say is 'they suck, they suck, oh god the fan is loud the whole company SUCKS!' based off
a single product and yet I see zero reviews for any Sager product backing your claim to their 'suckyness' on a quick google search, or OCN.
Thanks for the discussion gents. We all know it's an imperfect world.
I am glad to see the pro's and cons of these higher end laptop systems vs. actual PC's are pretty much carrying the same obviously notable POV.
Yes, more expensive, yes not up to the same performances, and yes the cooling systems leave a lot to be desired with ambient noise.
As far as aluminum vs. plastic construction goes, yeah aluminum chassis do have a better over all feel, but when looking @ 17" and above systems it shows up in the weight and doesn't prevent damage any better. Both have pro's and cons depending on the type of accidental damage they could face. Another issue with these laptops that always bugged me: the hardware buttons.
A few distinct actual hardware buttons overlooked incessantly by manufacturers that drive me nuts:
Touch pad disable/enable - Lets face it, they frakking suck when typing
Volume buttons - many use function keys instead and they suck
Display - On/Off
The rest really don't matter and seldom get used if ever and demand resource hog drivers running in the background we all usually disable anyhow.
Ionic cooling is still in development stages without yielding applied cost effective results:
http://www.technologyreview.com/computing/17381/page2/
Oh what I would give for a physical display off button that doesn't involve sleep mode. And dedicated volume is always a plus, this whole Fn thing is getting out of control. But WiFi should stick to Fn... Nothings worse the browsing the web and suddenly the connection goes down due to a loose physical switch on the side getting bumped.
On the subject of touchpad disable though, most laptops (Samsung, Dell, Acer, mostly) I've had to fix have some form of auto-off touchpad while typing. It seems the devs agree with you.
As always, the trade-off of useing a high-end gaming/workstation laptop is you only get some of each world. Short battery, large size, and still no where near the power of a desktop of the same class. Problems 1 and 2 dont effect me so much, but when I could put that almost $4000 into a desktop and get a nearly perfect rig and water cool it too... Each person has a line where laptops become pointless, for me thats around $2000.