[BritishShivans]

I found this thing called Gizoogle while ****ing around on my tumblr, look at what it did to a part of the wiki when I put some text about the Shivans into it:

Emboldened by tha freshly smoked up technologies dat allowed tha defendaz ta compete wit Shivan supaioritizzle, Terran Command attempted a darin operation—to capture tha SC Taranis, a Cain-class Shivan cruiser. Da mission was successful, n' tha cruiser was towed ta Tombaugh Station. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Tragically fo' tha Terrans, tha Shivan counter***** ass was devastatin. Tombaugh Station came under battle n' annihilated by a massive Shivan force, led by tha SD Lucifer. Fightas n' bombers deployed ta defend tha station could not inflict measurable damage against tha Lucifer fo' realz. Analysis indicated dat tha Lucifer was imbued wit a seemingly impenetrable shielding. Da Lucifer done cooked up itz way uninterrupted ta Vasuda Prime, n' bombarded it from orbit, renderin itz surface uninhabitable. Then it set course towardz Earth. Fortunately fo' tha Terrans, Vasudan refugees uncovered some Ancient artifactz n' decoded them, revealin dat tha SD Lucifer's shieldin did not function up in a subspace tunnel. Da Lucifer was destroyed up in tha Sol-Delta Serpentis tunnel, minutes before it could enta tha Solar System. In tha followin weeks, tha remainin Shivan forces was wiped up from known space. Da Terran-Vasudan alliizzle won tha Great War.
This article be a stub. Yo Ass can help tha FreeSpace Wiki by expandin it.


And here is a link: http://www.gizoogle.net

[An4ximandros]

How tha **** did our crazy-ass asses come close ta bein a footnote up in tha history of a future species dat would happen upon our ruins ten thousand mutha****in years from now, biatch? -Tha Boszh

Together our crazy-ass asses built a civilization on tha ruinz of tha Great War, n' now our crazy-ass asses stand on tha threshold of a freshly smoked up era of prosperitizzle n' harmony. Projec' Colossus tha Vasudan gangstas celebrate our shared covenant of peaceful coexistence n' mutual defense of our Terran allies. -Khonzu da 2

Our thugged-out asses vanquished tha Shivans up in tha Great War yo, but tha hard thangs remained. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! How tha **** would our crazy-ass asses confront tha threat of future invasion, biatch? Da Shivans might return at any time, any place, without warnin yo. How tha **** would our crazy-ass asses fight tha next threat ta tha straight-up existence of our species, biatch?

Command: 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... Remote detonation sequence initiated. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! Stage 1.... Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Stage 2.... Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Stage 3.... Remote detonation sequence complete.

EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! United Ghetto Federation

Tha GTVA have spent decades pimpin beam n' juice-based weaponry.

[NGTM-1R]

Pretty sure we've done a thread on this before...

[headdie]

even so
http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hard-light.net%2Fwiki%2Findex.php%2FBriefing_texts_%28FS2%29&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

[An4ximandros]

Da Shivans destroyed tha Aquitaine. Without dis shizzle, our operations up in tha nebula is up in jeopardy. Though our crazy-ass asses was outnumbered n' outgunned, tha Aquitaine went down on our watch. Da 10,000 officers n' crew whoz ass perished was our playaz n' comrades. Da 134th is tha disgrace of tha allied fleet.

Because our crazy-ass asses serve on tha front lines, tha brass think itz our duty ta take tha fall fo' they mistakes fo' realz. As yo' squadron leader, I will reprazent on yo' behalf. Mo' wings should have been deployed ta cover tha Aquitainez retreat. But **** dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat until Command completes itz inquiry, yo ass is ghon be stripped of yo' wings n' held up in custody. Yo ass is dismissed, pilot.

[LordPomposity]

[Aesaar]

Blue Hood is tha overall name of a seriez of campaigns set 18 mutha****in years afta tha eventz of FS2.

Da Blue Hood projec' focuses on storytellin first n' foremost, detailin a possible explanation fo' tha eventz up in Descent: FreeSpace n' FreeSpace 2, n' then followin it ta a logical conclusion.

Blue Hood is straight-up widely known all inout tha Hard Light Productions (HLP) hood as bein one of tha dopest user-made campaign projectz of all-time, excellin up in rap concept, mission design, cutscene bust n' noize selection.

Galactic Terran-Vasudan Alliizzle

United Ghetto Federation

[FlamingCobra]

Five mutha****in years have passed since tha jump node ta tha Capella system was collapsed, sealin off a massive wave of Shivan Juggernaughtz from pushin further tha **** into GTVA space. Da supanova n' subsequent nebula hang like a growin scar all inout tha GTVA as light from dat event continues ta spread across our ghettos.

Da losz of Capella created serious economic hardshizzle all inout tha Alliizzle, a freshly smoked up Great Depression is upon us. Da complete losz of tha hoodary resources n' economic foundation of a rich ghetto was devastatin up in itz own mutha****in right yo, but dat aint all. Two hundred mazillion refugees continue ta strutt tha stars, seekin a freshly smoked up home. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Some have settled, while others have been forced ta move from place ta place, hopin dat tha next place may welcome em wit open arms.

While tha Galactic Terran-Vasudan Alliizzle continues ta hold, tha current depression has given way ta polistical instabilitizzle. Local posses rise n' fall as often lunar tides, organized crime n' piracy have prospered up in a black market environment. It seems no one is immune. Radical voices is raisin echoes not heard since tha blood criez of tha Neo-Terran Front. Da Pimpz of tha past is catchin up wit us.

Guess what, mutha****a! Since collapsin tha Capella Jump Node, tha recoverin GTVA Fleet has spent much of itz time n' resources up in five-o actions. Our own resources is taxed ta tha limit, n' yet still our crazy-ass asses have tha challenge ta live up ta our calling. Even so, it aint nuthin but alarmin dat there is em whoz ass is startin ta take mattas tha **** into they own hands.

What happens up in tha polistical arena aint our concern todizzle fo' realz. As part of tha GTVA forces, ours is ta keep space safe fo' our playa haters

Yo ass is ta take a freshly smoked up tour of duty wit tha 212th Silver Scythes squadron up in tha Tau Sigma cluster, a remote crew of systems beyond tha Altair Jump Node. These is minin colonies, n' while tha GTVA presence is small, it aint nuthin but nontheless blingin.

This aint a easy as **** assignment, pilot. Yo Ass will often be hittin dat shizzle up in less-than-ideal conditions yo, but our crazy-ass asses trust dat yo' sbust a cap up in will help ta brang some much needed relief ta dis region.

[Mongoose]

I have a sudden urge to reprise that voice role.

[An4ximandros]

Da Preserver, representin tha Great Preserver Vishnu, demandz dat tha Dante grantz tha 14th Battlecrew passage. But **** dat shizzle yo!

[FlamingCobra]

"I first battled tha Metrizzlez on Hood Zebes. It was there dat I foiled tha planz of tha space pirate leader Mutha****a Dome ta bust tha creatures ta battle galactic civalization.

I next fought tha Metrizzlez on they homeghetto, SR388. I straight-up eradicated em except fo' a larva, which afta hatchin followed mah crazy ass like a trippin child.

I personally served up it ta tha galactic research station at Ceres so scientistz could study itz juice producin qualities.

Da scientists' findings was astounding, mutha****a! They discovered dat tha powerz of tha metrizzle might be harnassed fo' tha phat of civilization!

Satisifed dat all was well, I left tha station ta seek a freshly smoked up bounty ta hunt. But, I had hardly gone beyond tha asterizzle belt when I picked up a distress signal!

Ceres station was under attack!"

[Rodo]

hehehe, amusing little site.

[An4ximandros]

Mamba, Are you gonna keep changing the content of your posts every five minutes?

[Apollo]

Da pimp (from Latin: papa; from Greek: πάππας (pappas),[1] a cold-ass lil childz word fo' father)[2] is tha Bishop of Rome n' tha leader of tha ghettowide Catholic Church.[3] In tha Catholic Church, tha Pimp is regarded as tha successor of Saint Peter, tha Apostle. Da current office-holda is Pimp Benzedrine XVI, whoz ass was elected up in a papal conclave on 19 April 2005.[nb 1]
Da crib of tha pimp is known as tha papacy yo. His ecclesiastical jurisdiction is often called tha "Holy See" (Sancta Sedes up in Latin), and tha "Apostolic See" based upon tha Church tradizzle dat tha Apostlez Saint Peter n' Saint Paul was martyred up in Rome. Da pimp be also head of state of Vatican City,[4] a sovereign city-state entirely enclaved within tha hood of Rome.
Da papacy is one of da most thugged-out endurin institutions up in tha ghetto n' has had a prominent part up in human history.[5] Da Pimps up in ancient times helped up in tha spread of Christianitizzle n' tha resolution of various doctrinal disputes.[6] In tha Middle Ages they played a role of secular importizzle up in Westsideside Europe, often actin as arbitrators between Christian monarchs, n' avertin nuff mutha****in wars.[7][8][9] Currently, up in addizzle ta tha expansion of tha Christian faith n' doctrine, tha pimps is dedicated ta ecumenism n' interreligious dialogue, charitable work, n' tha defense of human mutha****in rights.[10][11]
Pimps gotz gradually been forced ta give up temporal power, n' papal authoritizzle is now almost exclusively restricted ta mattaz of religion.[6] Over tha centuries, papal frontz of spiritual authoritizzle gotz been ever mo' firmly expressed, culminatin up in 1870 wit tha proclamation of tha dogma of papal infallibility fo' rare occasions when tha pimp speaks ex cathedra��"literally "from tha chair (of St. Peter)"��"to issue a gangbangin' formal definizzle of faith and morals.[6] Da first explicit such occasion (afta tha proclamation), n' so far tha last, was tha definizzle of tha dogma of tha Assumption of Mary up in 1950